Video game characters' calls to tech support

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Transcription log of call dated April 26, 1998, 02:15pm:

Tech Support: Hello, you’re through to the Technical Support Team at Pokeballs Inc. How can I help you today?


TS: How may I help you?


TS: Please speak now or I’m afraid I’ll have to terminate the call.

Customer: Pika!

TS: Ah, good afternoon, sir. How can I help you today?

Customer: Pika Pika! Chuuuuuuuuu.

TS: Which Pokeball are you calling about today, sir?

Customer: Pikachu!

TS: I’m very sorry, sir, I didn’t quite catch that. Would you mind repeating your answer?


TS: Do you have a reference number from a previous call?


TS: Your reference number will be an eight-digit code using numerals only.

Customer: Piiii kaaa piii kaaa piii. Ka?

TS: I’m afraid I can’t hear you very clearly, sir. However, if you visit our website, you’ll find a Frequently Asked Questions section which should be able to help you with your query.




funny wEiRd


  • james-collar - March 8, 2014 10:57 a.m.

    Best will always in my opinion be the Shadowrun version by Rooster Teeth called 1-800-Magic. Actually done as a video using the Xbox 360 Shadowrun game's engine.
  • rxb - September 22, 2013 2:47 p.m.

    Very funny towelly. Although I kinda think ol' Eggman would make his own tech.
  • garnsr - September 21, 2013 11:09 a.m.

    Lara Croft would call to complain that all the pathways and bridges collapse the instant she steps on them, but everything seems to work just fine for the bad guys who come along after her.
  • GOD - September 21, 2013 12:25 a.m.

    You could do in character audio readings of these and them in the RadioRadar breaks between segments. Just saying. >.>
  • Shnubby - September 20, 2013 3:23 p.m.

    Couldn't resist reading the first one in Robotnik's voice :P
  • GR_LucasSullivan - September 20, 2013 3:47 p.m.

  • Shnubby - September 20, 2013 3:51 p.m.

    That's the one!
  • fattoler - September 21, 2013 1:38 a.m.

    You mean AoStH's Rrrrobotnik? With Long John Baldry?
  • JarkayColt - September 20, 2013 3:03 p.m.

    "They still have to work out whether to buy chocolate biscuits or plain". INORITE? I have that same dilemma every time I make my weekly shop. Do I save a few pence each week by buying the plain ones, or do I spoil myself on the cho-...oh, right, the feature? Brilliant!
  • ombranox - September 20, 2013 12:18 p.m.

    The 14th of Frost Fall in 4E 201 would actually be Middas. Just sayin'.
  • Temperance11 - September 20, 2013 10:34 a.m.

    I REALLY want to record voices for these, they're f**king hilarious.
  • SpadesSlick - September 20, 2013 10:32 a.m.

    I love you Justin. That's all I will say.

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