Video game characters' calls to tech support

Because nothing works perfectly 100% of the time

Video game characters have exactly the same problems that we do, we just don't hear about them. They still have to tie their shoelaces, work out whether to buy chocolate biscuits or plain and manage their cash flow. But they also have to ring up tech support when their electronic devices go wrong. So here are six transcriptions of conversations between game characters and tech support. Starting with...

Spent loads of money on death-bringing contraptions which never, ever work

Transcription log of call dated Dec 7, 1992, 10:52am:

Click through to Page 2 to find out what Dovahkiin from Skyrim is having trouble with...

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The longest-serving GR+ staffer, I was here when all this was just fields. I'm currently Reviews Editor but still find time to speedrun Sonic levels and make daft Photoshop articles.
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