Video game characters' calls to tech support

Because nothing works perfectly 100% of the time

Standard-issue headwear is functioning incorrectly

Transcription log of call dated November 10, 2359, 09:48am:


The longest-serving GR+ staffer, I was here when all this was just fields. I'm currently Reviews Editor but still find time to speedrun Sonic levels and make daft Photoshop articles.
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