VIDEO: Cosplaying Kitana pole dances, scores a flawless victory

GR: Is Kitana your favorite Mortal Kombat character? What’s your favorite Mortal Kombat title?

Jordan: To be completely honest, I am not that good at Mortal Kombat. I loved playing against my friends and family, but my brother always beat me (in the cheap sort of way)! He made my early experience with Mortal Kombat (and Street Fighter for that matter) somewhat unpleasant. Most of my Motral Kombat experience was with Mortal Kombat II where I enjoyed ripping out spines with Sub-Zero (if I got the chance). I have played a little bit of Mortal Kombat vs. DC, but my brother still kicks my ass every time he comes over!

GR: What are you playing these days? Is it hard to find time play with your training schedule?

Jordan: Unfortunately, training hasn’t left a lot of time for playing games. I have been in the Starcraft II beta for over a month, but have only had time to play a few games. Can’t wait for the single player campaign! I picked up Portal, because it’s free right now, and I didn’t get a chance to play it when it came out. I don’t think I could honestly call myself a gamer without knowing the truth about the cake.

GR: It’s clear that you know a thing or two about cosplay. What was your first costume?

Jordan: I know this is kind of pathetic, but my first character was Bubbles from Power Puff Girls. My costumes have matured since then. Apparently I have a thing for fans because I cosplayed Temari from Naruto as well. Yes, I do love anime, and yes I do watch it in Japanese.

Above: When it comes to anime, Jordan prefers subs over dubs

GR: Thanks for your time Tanya! We wish you the best of luck at the Ms Fitness USA competition. If you'd like to keep up with the latest from the world of Tanya "MsTooney" Jordan, you can check her out on Facebook.

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  • bloodyshadow - May 25, 2010 9:35 p.m.

    I.... I'm in love.
  • BornToLose3 - May 24, 2010 1:11 p.m.

    O.O holy crap, that was awesome. Love the Mortal Kombat theme too, glad she used it.
  • Modroneman - May 24, 2010 10:35 a.m.

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  • Tymiegie - May 23, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    wow, she's such a geek that she even prefers the Japanese to English in Anime? Damn. Anyway, she's pretty amazing; we need more examples of gamers that are also able to be physically active (if only to prove to the media that it's possible). Cheers, Tanya “MsTooney” Jordan!!!
  • DarthCockels - May 23, 2010 7:02 p.m.

    Pretty damn cool. She Matrix'd that pole. Fans and everything at the end. The only thing I had at the end of watching it was a soiled shamwow and a cig. Welcome to the internets.
  • Espir - May 23, 2010 4:58 a.m.

    that was uber hawt
  • Grif - May 23, 2010 4:21 a.m.

    I'd love to see her do Bayonetta.
  • Wizrai - May 22, 2010 11:40 p.m.

    Easy stuff, easy stuff~~... Who am I kidding, my jelly arms couldn't even hold my 116lbs like that...maybe for 5 :<
  • lewis42025 - May 22, 2010 10:14 p.m.

    wow, how AWESOME is she? pretty damn awesome
  • FlikNightshade - May 22, 2010 10:04 p.m.

    I was curious if she'd actually preform to the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. Glad to see she did.
  • bluscorp - May 22, 2010 9:48 p.m.

    She's very very good, but she did look a little clumsey in some places. But it did take me till the third play to see it, lol.
  • Spybreak8 - May 22, 2010 9:33 p.m.

    Wow, that is most def unusual but I like it. lol ReCaptcha:of greatest
  • ventanger - May 22, 2010 9:06 p.m.

    May there be more hot gamer geek chicks!

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