What is it? An honest-to-goodness, custom-built, fully-operational, 4.5-ton robot.
Who's it for? Eccentric millionaires with a passion for gaming and a taste for city-wide mayhem.
Why it's the perfect gift: Why play Titanfall when you can be Titanfall? This 13-foot behemoth, codenamed Kuratas, will treat your special someone to the full mech experience, complete with all the squirt guns, fake cannons, and other faux-weapons they can dream up. At $1.5M a piece, the KURATAS should also satisfy all future Valentine's Day obligations for now and generations to come (provided said generations survive when these finally go into manufacturing).