Uncensored Naughty Bear trailer claims to be edgy

When a press site gives us the option to choose between the censored and uncensored version of a video, of course it's naturally hardwired into our brains to automatically go, "Oooh, uncensored, EHEHEHEHEH."

Unfortunately in this case, we're still left wondering what all the fuss is about. No boobs, no blood and gore, no swears, nothing. Sure, they're cute, cuddly teddy bears, but they don't call it Naughty Bear for nothing. Oh right, violence...

Here's the CENSORED version of the video:

So what's behind the filter? Check it out below in the UNCENSORED version:

We were urged to hide that behind an age-gate. Though we could see that being ultra-violent between two human beings, I mean, that's it? No bones breaking? Blood gushing? Eyeballs popping out? Not even polyester bits exploding out and gracefully landing on the ground like feathers? Well, good thing we protected this video from precious virgin eyes.

May 27, 2010


  • DrRock - May 28, 2010 5:09 p.m.

    That trailer was horrible. There was some serious clipping in a video released to the press. I was somewhat interested because I thought it was gonna be gory. This wouldn't even interest my 10 yr old. FAIL
  • Clovin64 - May 28, 2010 12:26 p.m.

    Thats considered hardcore? Oh come on! Anyone whose ever watched Happy Tree Friends should know exactly how this game should be done. Without the blood and guts, this just seems like a missed oppurtunity.
  • 8bitBaby - May 28, 2010 12:12 p.m.

  • Baron164 - May 28, 2010 11:47 a.m.

    I'm really interested in this game. But after this I'm concerned the game is going to be rated T and not as violent as or disturbing as what they've been showing.
  • chainsawninja600 - May 28, 2010 4:15 a.m.

    Watch this game be rated T and they be all surprised.
  • shadowarrior99 - May 28, 2010 2:04 a.m.

    Come on, make stuffing come out or something. This game looks like they can make it look very comical, they just need to be creative.
  • EnragedTortoise1 - May 28, 2010 1:55 a.m.

    Ehhh... I am no longer interested. I need something better to interest me...
  • 64DD - May 28, 2010 1:33 a.m.

  • Robusken - May 28, 2010 12:54 a.m.

    So...he stomps his neck pretty much. At least make the head fly off or something.
  • sham0na - May 28, 2010 12:28 a.m.

    I think its just cus it kinda looks like hes curb stomping the bear like they used to do to black people in the day
  • WhiteCoco - May 27, 2010 11:37 p.m.

    Rated T for tepid. Just what exactly is this game going to be about?
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - May 27, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    I wanted candyfloss guts :(
  • slickmcwilly - May 27, 2010 11:27 p.m.

    wow, that's just stupid.
  • ColonelKc - May 27, 2010 11:23 p.m.

  • MrDuracraft - May 27, 2010 11:21 p.m.

    Lolwut? It seems as if all that happened was a cracked neck...
  • willyfoureyes - May 27, 2010 10:59 p.m.

    I have a sinking feeling that this game is either going to a) be much less violent than advertised, b) suck, or c) both a and b. Please, A2M, prove me wrong.

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