Above: Adon from Turok 2 isn%26rsquo;t quite as nice to look at as you remember, is she? She has it better than most
Now, though%26hellip; it%26rsquo;s not so much that we no longer want to see these characters naked as that we wouldn%26rsquo;t want to be in the same city where they were naked. As badly as their games have aged, these former sex symbols have it worse, going from objects of desire to terrifying box-monsters with creepy heads and pyramid breasts. In the name of embarrassing everyone who lusted after them and mortifying everyone who didn%26rsquo;t, we%26rsquo;ve rounded up a selection of these sad creatures and put them on display.