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Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

39 terrifying monsters we used to think were sexy

Words: on July 9, 2009
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90 comments

  • cassadinechik - July 10, 2009 2:36 p.m.

    Urinal design FTW. That caught me totally by surprise!

  • peter419 - July 10, 2009 1:56 p.m.

    im going to have nightmares of most of these "women"(aliens?) for the restof my life

  • TURbo - July 10, 2009 12:38 p.m.

    This is the anti boob and ass article KillDrone, since he is ruining are memories of old games from the PS1, N64, Saturn era so we don't play and fap to them. To the PS3 fanboys this furthers the cause he is with Microsoft. We can never fap to 20 polygon models with square boobs and ass ever again.

  • gmilf71 - July 10, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Dear god. what the hell? that one in virtua fighter deserves to be hit with the ugly stick. *reference to early GR article*

  • Jackolyn - July 10, 2009 5 a.m.

    Awww, I LOVE Voldo!! And yes, he is in my closet. Waiting. xD

  • CaptainHead - July 10, 2009 4:42 a.m.

    sarah bryant and lara croft.... = applauded

  • Silvermech - July 10, 2009 3:12 a.m.

    Just think, the next generaton will look upon our video game characters, and think THEIR hideous.

  • zymn - July 10, 2009 3 a.m.

    what about Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid 1? she looked fine in those codec call sprites, but in 3D, gawd... did we really have to see that thing's ass?

  • spliffsucker93 - July 10, 2009 2:58 a.m.

    i <3 1996

  • Frootaloom - July 10, 2009 2:41 a.m.

    oh the girls of battle arena, how my 8 year old mind would wander...

  • solidsnake_5552000 - July 10, 2009 1:51 a.m.

    "You can’t fool us, Michael Jackson". That comment almost made me cr*p on my pants. It is very hilarious. But seriously Nina looks like him in that shot.

  • WonsAuto - July 10, 2009 1:49 a.m.

    OK, never mind that thing I said about the people posting from the distant past.

  • WonsAuto - July 10, 2009 1:48 a.m.

    The four people above me somehow posted a year ago. o_O Also, this could've used some of the female wrestlers from the Smackdown! series.

  • Xeacons - July 10, 2009 1:31 a.m.

    OHGODOHGOD MY EYES!!! Tim Curry from Rock Horror! BAAAD Image!

  • Weasel - July 10, 2009 1:06 a.m.

    Actually surprised Fear Effect didn't make this list, since that's another PS1 game that got most of it's publicity from it's 'sexy' female lead. And the implied lesbianism from the sequel.

  • Doomwaffle - July 10, 2009 12:59 a.m.

    Well, I'd tap that.

  • Ddz53 - July 10, 2009 12:48 a.m.

    I actually laughed at the Voldo description

  • Yeager1122 - July 10, 2009 12:41 a.m.

    MY EYES! MY EYES!

  • PCG_Evan - July 9, 2009 11:23 p.m.

    Yessss Rival Schools. So much innuendo and underage sexual taunts. Thank you for this moment.

  • nadrewod999 - July 9, 2009 10:32 p.m.

    Weird article. Never before seen so much bad 3D rez in one place. Nevertheless, still was a good article.

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