• Pollyforce979 - July 16, 2009 12:50 a.m.

    Shit that batttle arena toshiden i got that game i know most of the games but the worst and funneyest wer prob 007 golden i i got that game and i know how shit the grafices r lol rofl eigh
  • afroninjakatana - July 15, 2009 8:02 p.m.

    I'm with shelcobohn at least I have my DOA Extreme2 to play
  • NovaProspekt - July 15, 2009 5:09 p.m.

    I also played a bootleg version of Thrill Kill when I was a kid, and it scared the shit out of me! I was pretty young and should NOT have been playing that game :oP but I'm glad I did. -Side comment- I know there were a ton of "hot" polygon chicks from back in the day, but what about the strippers from Duke Nukem 3D?... How could you deny the Duke?! "Shake it Baby!"
  • shelcobsohn - July 14, 2009 7:15 p.m.

    thank god i have doa extreme to jack off to instead of this garbage. that must have been torture. send me stuff
  • mgkyo666 - July 14, 2009 12:20 a.m.

    i actually played thrill kill my cousin had a bootleg copy of it, the graphics were crappy but it was overall a fun game
  • TheWebSwinger - July 13, 2009 10:44 p.m.

    Damn. Jill used to be the master of unlocking, and now she's just another Jill sandwich.
  • shelcobsohn - July 13, 2009 10:10 p.m.

    vagina boob. thats all i need to say
  • BanHer - July 13, 2009 6:11 p.m.

    LOLOLOLOL great article. Why must you torture us with "sexy" scenes for Tiffany Lord? I couldn't even tell what was going on. Still, it was funny.
  • ratman - July 13, 2009 3:28 a.m.

    after reading voldo i laughed for 5 minutes and still am.
  • disturbedanomaly36 - July 11, 2009 11:36 p.m.

    no Samus? whaaaaaaaat? i mean, she is hot in SSBB, but she was still a pixilated mess back in the day when Metroid was on the NES also, nice one with Sarah Bryant, she reminded me of one girl i know, in the first picture, but if she wore a mask, she could take it off and BAM! instant finishing move!:)
  • jorhorror - July 11, 2009 7:29 p.m.

    Thanks man, now im scared to fall asleep cause I think that Clair Redfield is gonna eat me or something.
  • HowardRoark - July 11, 2009 6:54 p.m.

    The Michael Jackson comment killed me haha
  • SPIKEtheHEDGEHOG - July 11, 2009 4:09 a.m.

    ahahah Sarah Bryant is an epic fail.
  • ShadesofGrey - July 11, 2009 2:13 a.m.

    GamesRadarMikelReparaz - The /f/ stands for "features." Suuure it does, buddy. It's ok, we totally believe you :)
  • RedOutlive10 - July 10, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    Dural as a girl? What the heck.
  • key0blade - July 10, 2009 8:45 p.m.

    I question the gender of half of the pixelated "chicks"
  • Scotch - July 10, 2009 6:42 p.m.

    ahahah this was hilarious to me, especially being too young to play most of these games i always saw these as like foreign games i was never allowed to touch but always gock at in the local video store. hahha now im glad i never played mosat of these XD
  • TheStingingScorpion - July 10, 2009 5:44 p.m.

    the ugliness the polygons it berns tern it off tern it off. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
  • kyichi - July 10, 2009 5:07 p.m.

    OMG the polygon graphics made lara croft look bald in the front
  • TheCommunist - July 10, 2009 3:09 p.m.

    This article is kind of like waking up next to an ugly chick when you drank your ass off last night and then you suddenly realize....Man I use to think Lara was hot too.

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