• Frootaloom - July 10, 2009 2:41 a.m.

    oh the girls of battle arena, how my 8 year old mind would wander...
  • spliffsucker93 - July 10, 2009 2:58 a.m.

    i <3 1996
  • zymn - July 10, 2009 3 a.m.

    what about Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid 1? she looked fine in those codec call sprites, but in 3D, gawd... did we really have to see that thing's ass?
  • Silvermech - July 10, 2009 3:12 a.m.

    Just think, the next generaton will look upon our video game characters, and think THEIR hideous.
  • CaptainHead - July 10, 2009 4:42 a.m.

    sarah bryant and lara croft.... = applauded
  • Jackolyn - July 10, 2009 5 a.m.

    Awww, I LOVE Voldo!! And yes, he is in my closet. Waiting. xD
  • gmilf71 - July 10, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Dear god. what the hell? that one in virtua fighter deserves to be hit with the ugly stick. *reference to early GR article*
  • TURbo - July 10, 2009 12:38 p.m.

    This is the anti boob and ass article KillDrone, since he is ruining are memories of old games from the PS1, N64, Saturn era so we don't play and fap to them. To the PS3 fanboys this furthers the cause he is with Microsoft. We can never fap to 20 polygon models with square boobs and ass ever again.
  • peter419 - July 10, 2009 1:56 p.m.

    im going to have nightmares of most of these "women"(aliens?) for the restof my life
  • cassadinechik - July 10, 2009 2:36 p.m.

    Urinal design FTW. That caught me totally by surprise!
  • TheCommunist - July 10, 2009 3:09 p.m.

    This article is kind of like waking up next to an ugly chick when you drank your ass off last night and then you suddenly realize....Man I use to think Lara was hot too.
  • kyichi - July 10, 2009 5:07 p.m.

    OMG the polygon graphics made lara croft look bald in the front
  • TheStingingScorpion - July 10, 2009 5:44 p.m.

    the ugliness the polygons it berns tern it off tern it off. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
  • Scotch - July 10, 2009 6:42 p.m.

    ahahah this was hilarious to me, especially being too young to play most of these games i always saw these as like foreign games i was never allowed to touch but always gock at in the local video store. hahha now im glad i never played mosat of these XD
  • key0blade - July 10, 2009 8:45 p.m.

    I question the gender of half of the pixelated "chicks"
  • RedOutlive10 - July 10, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    Dural as a girl? What the heck.
  • ShadesofGrey - July 11, 2009 2:13 a.m.

    GamesRadarMikelReparaz - The /f/ stands for "features." Suuure it does, buddy. It's ok, we totally believe you :)
  • SPIKEtheHEDGEHOG - July 11, 2009 4:09 a.m.

    ahahah Sarah Bryant is an epic fail.
  • HowardRoark - July 11, 2009 6:54 p.m.

    The Michael Jackson comment killed me haha
  • jorhorror - July 11, 2009 7:29 p.m.

    Thanks man, now im scared to fall asleep cause I think that Clair Redfield is gonna eat me or something.

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