Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

How they’re remembered:

OK, to be fair, this is one very specific hooker – Misty – but since she’s such a minor non-entity of a character, we feel perfectly justified in holding her up as the template by which expectations of GTA’s hookers were shaped. And while she’s just a bit dumpy, her face implies wicked street-smarts that we find intriguing. At any rate, she’s a hell of a lot less creepy than this thing:

How they actually looked:

For many people, the fact that you could have implied simulated sex with this eerily sharp, angular woman in GTA III was a major selling point. Think about that for a moment. When you’ve stopped crying, we can move on to the next entry.