Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

39 terrifying monsters we used to think were sexy

How she’s remembered:

Believe it or not, Candy (aka Honey) was actually based on a rejected character from Sonic the Fighters. It’s true!

How she actually looked:

While that vinyl “armor” does an excellent job of hiding Candy’s angular joints, there’s nothing they can do to cover up “her” lantern jaw, thick sideburns and faint hint of a five o’clock shadow.

BONUS PANTY SHOT!


Above: Badly meshing polygons conspiring to create cottage-cheese ass isn’t a pretty sight













ABOUT THE AUTHOR

After graduating from college in 2000 with a BA in journalism, I worked for five years as a copy editor, page designer and videogame-review columnist at a couple of mid-sized newspapers you've never heard of. My column eventually got me a freelancing gig with GMR magazine, which folded a few months later. I was hired on full-time by GamesRadar in late 2005, and have since been paid actual money to write silly articles about lovable blobs.
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