Age of Empires III: The Asian Dynasties Demo
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In one of the most transparent marketing-guy voiceovers ever recorded, you're told that the Asian Dynasties expansion offers exciting new ways to play AoE3. Such as, they're bringing back the Regicide gameplay type. Kids, don't let anyone ever tell you that they're giving you something new when they're really just giving you back what you already had. Like if your mom took your favorite toy away, then wrapped it up and gave it to you for your birthday and was like, "Surprise, honey! I got you a new toy, and I have a feeling you're going to like it."
In one of the most transparent marketing-guy voiceovers ever recorded, you're told that the Asian Dynasties expansion offers exciting new ways to play AoE3. Such as, they're bringing back the Regicide gameplay type. Kids, don't let anyone ever tell you that they're giving you something new when they're really just giving you back what you already had. Like if your mom took your favorite toy away, then wrapped it up and gave it to you for your birthday and was like, "Surprise, honey! I got you a new toy, and I have a feeling you're going to like it."
