Trailer Trash #4

Demigod – Sedna trailer

Against a sky of jet black, in a field of indistinct gray shapes, a big cat-like thing is doing… some boring RTS junk. Yeah, the game might be fantastic, but this trailer doesn’t really show it off.


Scribblenauts – Trailer

Scribblenauts’ central vanity is that you write something on the bottom screen, and it appears on the top screen. It actually looks kinda fun, but we bet we can think of some stuff to write that wouldn’t actually appear.


Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball - Trailer

Great, more shovelware for the Wii. This “rivalry” was already played out when it showed up last year on XBLA, and the game itself was nothing to look twice at. At least this trailer spared us the usual cutaway shots of perfectly coiffed Wii lifestyle gamers.


  • EdHas503 - May 15, 2009 2:37 a.m.

    unfortunately the ad before the pirates vs ninjas dodgeball does have the usual cutaway shots of perfectly coiffed Wii lifestyle gamers.
  • Skykid - May 10, 2009 8:21 p.m.

    @DrRock: Army of Two 40th Day is in Shanghai, China you dumbass, not Japan.
  • Skykid - May 10, 2009 8:18 p.m.

    If you're going to show your stuff then at least make it good. Not the pile of @#$%* I've seen before and loathed.
  • willmaster123 - May 10, 2009 1:28 p.m.

    lol army of 2 looks incredibly glitchy, the first one wasnt half bad though, so there is a chance of rent, but definetly not buying
  • StupidTownColonStupidStateColon - May 8, 2009 9:37 p.m.

    Glass Joe, won in the character reveals for punch out.... Recaptcha: Baltazar scouted
  • jar-head - May 8, 2009 8:48 p.m.

    I Seriously thought Velvet assassin was Saboteur..but wait..huh? Are they? One game you play a s a chick, the other speed racer?
  • SPANKY2817 - May 8, 2009 8:43 p.m.

    man i can't wait the second army of two game to come out! or dead rising 2
  • darkvare - May 8, 2009 3:16 p.m.

    lol one of the dudes from army of two has a hecho en mexico eagle tattoed
  • DampedVirus - May 8, 2009 1:06 p.m.

    Oh and, we need more awkward silence videos. That was amazing.
  • DampedVirus - May 8, 2009 1 p.m.

    I will still most likely enjoy Velvet Assassin. And Army of Two really has gone to shit. sigh. That game looked so promising two years ago when you were going to be able to use tampons as bullet-wound plugs and there was, I don't know, going to be some satirical comedy in the game, not the constant bickering of two overly buff adrenaline junkies. Lastly, the trailer for Demigod did that game no justice.
  • jonbooey - May 8, 2009 3:56 a.m.

    That woman didn't have her ticket.
  • ProfessorBonk - May 8, 2009 1:54 a.m.

    I wonder what happens if you write "MILF" in Scribblenauts? Does Cooking Mama appear?
  • JohnnyMaverik - May 8, 2009 12:38 a.m.

    U can get Condoms in Fable O.o I need to give that game a second chance...
  • twishart - May 8, 2009 12:37 a.m.

    Wow, Army of Two looked pretty bad.
  • GoldenMe - May 8, 2009 12:23 a.m.

    @Mushroomer- Believe in GR. At least they're not IGN. And besides, Scribblenauts looks "awfully" like Drawn to Life....Well, you do the math.
  • gmilf71 - May 11, 2009 6:34 a.m.

    ok, all the other game trailers sucked but the army of two one didn't look that bad. at least it looks better than the first one.
  • RobbPWNS - May 10, 2009 8:19 p.m.

    OH MY GOD! Glass Joe won! This is a sign of the apocalypse!
  • RobbPWNS - May 10, 2009 8:08 p.m.

    Erm... that is, if by "The following is all in game footage", you mean, "The following is all heavily edited in game footage", then yes, you are right.
  • RobbPWNS - May 10, 2009 8:07 p.m.

    If by
  • kinterq - May 9, 2009 6:31 p.m.

    Oh, Wii. You bring us so many childish games. I mean really. Happy faces on the dodgeballs? Hearts on the eye patches? Come on! At least let the ninjas put throwing stars in the dodgballs.

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