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Sept 28, 2007

Beowulf

Beowulf: The Film will be out in November, and will be sharing a publicity budget with a Game of the same name. The film is produced by Robert Zemeckis (this isn%26rsquo;t the last Zemeckis reference in this week%26rsquo;s Trailer Trash- you%26rsquo;ve been warned), and features an all star cast including Angelina Jolie, John Malkovitch, Anthony Hopkins, Crispin Glover, and others. This trailer for the game, however, stars a sword falling into a puddle over and over while some repetitive-looking hack%26rsquo;n%26rsquo;slash gameplay unfolds. Halfway through, we%26rsquo;re given succor in the form of an unclothed limb- possibly an elbow? followed by what appears to be a knee raised and bent at a missionary-evoking angle. Oh the indignities we%26rsquo;ll suffer for a quick glimpse of bare, wet midriff. We%26rsquo;ll wager that%26rsquo;s the character played by Angelina, though we doubt if that%26rsquo;s actually her navel. If you must know, you can check against this photo essay documenting Ms. Jolie%26rsquo;s many and well-placedtattoos.

Beowulf

Beowulf: The Film will be out in November, and will be sharing a publicity budget with a Game of the same name. The film is produced by Robert Zemeckis (this isn%26rsquo;t the last Zemeckis reference in this week%26rsquo;s Trailer Trash- you%26rsquo;ve been warned), and features an all star cast including Angelina Jolie, John Malkovitch, Anthony Hopkins, Crispin Glover, and others. This trailer for the game, however, stars a sword falling into a puddle over and over while some repetitive-looking hack%26rsquo;n%26rsquo;slash gameplay unfolds. Halfway through, we%26rsquo;re given succor in the form of an unclothed limb- possibly an elbow? followed by what appears to be a knee raised and bent at a missionary-evoking angle. Oh the indignities we%26rsquo;ll suffer for a quick glimpse of bare, wet midriff. We%26rsquo;ll wager that%26rsquo;s the character played by Angelina, though we doubt if that%26rsquo;s actually her navel. If you must know, you can check against this photo essay documenting Ms. Jolie%26rsquo;s many and well-placedtattoos.

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