We Cheer 2
The warm, fuzzy Breakfast Club vibe (cheerleaders hanging out with fat kids?!) is undermined by the fact that we kept waiting for the pink-haired girl to try to sell us car insurance.
DJ Hero
Well, we saw that movie 8 Mile in which Eminem lived in a trailer, so this one had to go into trailer trash. Also, there’s no gameplay and nothing in this video to make us want the game. Lucky for Activision, what we saw at E3 did make us want the game.
IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey
You will not see a more accurate gauge or dial in any game this year. And don’t get us started on the rivets. With 3 trillion polygons per second pumping through this bad boy, virtual control surface enthusiasts’ prayers have been answered. Fly on!
Risen
The Risen trailer is actually pretty well constructed visually and the pacing is taut. But we must recap the text for you:
A world of beauty and innocence
Far beyond continents and oceans
Where peace and justice reign
Is the perfect victim for tyranny
Civilization begins with order
Grows with liberty
Dies in chaos
Freedom ends
Fall 2009
Jul 30, 2009
Game videos that aren’t worth the pixels they’re printed on
This week's weird, wacky and WTF trailers
