Trailer Trash 12

Game videos that aren’t worth the pixels they’re printed on

Words: GamesRadar_ US on July 23, 2009

Trauma Team

Don’t get us wrong, we really like the Trauma franchise, and are looking forward to Trauma Team. But going behind the scenes with this “medical entertainment experience” is hilariously awful. From the randomly blurred out developers to the monotone voiceover, this trailer almost put us in the emergency room.

Dragonica

Just when you thought the dance trailer for Dragonica Online couldn’t get any creepier, Michael Jackson comes Moonwalking in, looking like a corpse being jiggled about on marionette strings. Eww.

ArchLord: The Legend of Chantra

With stunning vistas ripped straight from LOTR concept art and a voiceover delivered in that irritating fake-fantasy accent, this trailer for ArchLord: The Legend of Chantra is clunkier than a suit of cursed platemail.

Jul 23, 2009

Trailer Trash 11
This week's weird, wacky and WTF trailers

Trailer Trash 10
The week’s weird, wacky and WTF videogame trailers

Platforms:

Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii, DS, PSP

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DeathbyFira - July 28, 2009 12:09 a.m.

i think i am going to throw up omg what pices of crap mostly Nintendo is selling OMG the horibble pain my eyes!!!!!!!!!!
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frmonth - July 25, 2009 1:51 p.m.

so whens L - force coming out
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zayleffein - July 24, 2009 10:22 p.m.

I thought the G-Force trailer was wierd. Gerbils and firearms... wtf! Also I think there was nothing wrong with the way Trauma was laid out before so why are they trying to add weird flash animation comic-scenes?
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Cyberninja - July 24, 2009 8:44 p.m.

@thewebswinger what are you talking about
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cronoman66 - July 24, 2009 2:14 p.m.

wow Dragonica Online has shown me how to advertise games, dancing dead charactures of MJ and Bruce Lee, that will always make stuff sell!
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Corsair89 - July 24, 2009 6:08 a.m.

in the ArchLord trailer at 0:42, you can hear Gandolf say "You shall not pass" in the backround. It's like they don't even deny that they are stealing for LotR. I much would rather play L-Force than G-Force.
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dweller - July 23, 2009 10:01 p.m.

You know what shows off a game great? Darkness. Staring at black while you hear footsteps. What could be more awesome? Oh I know! Waggle to run. reCaptcha: Miss blast
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norid - July 23, 2009 9:59 p.m.

i have a problem i can either get soul caliber 4 or blazblue any help guys? Aslo great article not so great vidoes
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Jordo141 - July 23, 2009 8:26 p.m.

Does anyone else have the videos mysteriously missing?
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Cyberninja - July 23, 2009 8:22 p.m.

thanks for responding
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GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly - July 23, 2009 8:18 p.m.

Yep, it's the first time we've used a dood in the pano. We thought we'd try something a little different. And yes, we skipped last week because we got caught up making the lovely videos for Mikel's Legend of Chun Li feature. ("BOMB!" - LOL). Sorry 'bout that!
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afroninjakatana - July 23, 2009 8:11 p.m.

These games look hilariously horrible. I mean WTF at the Dragonica online game. Like you guys said it's really creepy looking.
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zymn - July 23, 2009 7:52 p.m.

wait... did G-Force just rip off Saturday Night Live?
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ChrisAntistaLikesLittleBoys - July 23, 2009 7:48 p.m.

Lol. Wait a SECOND did cyberninja put a first in that comment? clever. clever.
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azurechocobo - July 30, 2009 10:25 p.m.

That Dragonica online "trailer" is hypnotizing. Must...stop...watching...
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Shane1403 - July 25, 2009 11 a.m.

The voiceover in Archlord sounds like its a badly done mixture of a real person and a cg voice
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TheWebSwinger - July 24, 2009 6:37 p.m.

Without Lizzie working on this, how will Cyberninja ever be able to fap to terrible game trailers? Good work, Joe.
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Bobbety - July 24, 2009 6:05 p.m.

@Corsair89 So I'm not the only one who noticed that.
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vigeoman - July 24, 2009 3:53 p.m.

L force the L is for Lamb force
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darkfly23 - July 24, 2009 6:02 a.m.

"When two mighty heroes clarshed in the harsh desart" Over emphasis of the syllable 'ar' must have been popular back then.
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