Trailer Trash 10

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Here you go: creepy wax-face renditions of your favorite wand-wavers on every platform known to man (and a couple that haven’t even been invented yet.)

Scooby Doo: First Frights

The trailer starts off very promising with a peek at some Grim Fandango-esque skeleton musicians, but quickly deteriorates into senseless drivel with bizarre renditions of the beloved characters. Not to mention the totally extreme announcer imploring you to “play Scooby’s biggest adventures yet, and see how it all began.” So let’s get this straight, they’re going back to the original Scooby Doo stories which are also simultaneously the biggest adventures yet? Marketing-speak makes my head hurt.

MySims Agents

While not officially a film or TV tie-in, MySims Agents has Nickelodeon’s assy stench all over it. Could this be why Will Wright is no longer interested in the Sims franchise? We’re going to go out on a limb and say yes, yes it is.

Next page: Japanophiles rejoice!

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  • DoctorFruitbat - July 7, 2009 9:45 p.m.

    We Cheer looks a lot like Elite Beat Agents retooled for a different demographic, and that's no bad thing.
  • Frootaloom - July 5, 2009 5:23 p.m.

    is it just me but was all that crap games coming out for nintendo systems?
  • HellHound258 - July 3, 2009 8:27 p.m.

    Actually, both of the Japanese videos made me laugh
  • vigeoman - July 3, 2009 3:45 p.m.

    what the hell lets catch? WTF
  • Mavarious - July 3, 2009 5:53 a.m.

    Developed exclusively for 2005
  • mertor3190 - July 3, 2009 12:15 a.m.

    Oh my god the Wii is sucking hard. And that Harry Potter has absolutely no facial animations whatsoever but tehy still managed to get their igame in every single consle. damn. Oh yeah and I agree with lovinmyps3
  • lovinmyps3 - July 2, 2009 11:10 p.m.

    God damnit Greed!! Go read that article they just put up about douchbags who right "First".
  • Ninja-KiLLR - July 2, 2009 10:44 p.m.

    "lets catch" has to die along with anyone who buys it. there is absolutly no reason at all to ever think that it could be fun ever
  • Greed - July 2, 2009 10:40 p.m.

  • kubes - July 2, 2009 9:47 p.m.

    @skyguy343 me too
  • sharklion - July 6, 2009 6:37 p.m.

    They dhould make some kind of compotition to find the worst trailers out of all the trailer trashs
  • yoreAtowel - July 4, 2009 1:52 a.m.

    Remember the sock puppet show Sifel and Olly. ahhhhhhhhh good stuff gooood stuf
  • theeambassador - July 3, 2009 11:47 p.m.

    reel fishing challenge, was that a trailer or a memorial service to those brave fishes last moments in life?
  • HellHound258 - July 3, 2009 8:25 p.m.

    I am actually quite amazed that no one has commented on the last video "Minna no Theatre". The others deserved to be in Trailer Trash but Minna was the only one that made me laugh
  • Cyberninja - July 3, 2009 8:05 p.m.

    bad as allways
  • oryandymackie - July 3, 2009 9:16 a.m.

    Oh well done, Greed. 4 comments too late, and in the same week as the "What to Say to the Guy who Comments "FIRST!!" article. Classy timing. I just hope you're ashamed of your slow typing. Delete your account.
  • darkfly23 - July 3, 2009 9:13 a.m.

    And used to think cheerleaders were attractive... now im not sure what to think
  • ChrisAntistaSmellsLikePizza - July 3, 2009 6:43 a.m.

    WTF has happened to Scooby Doo? I grew up with the Doo man. Cartoon Network made the New Scooby Doo a little while back with some Soooby Doo movies where the monsters are actually real and not people in masks. Screw that noise son, old school Doo will never die.
  • Corsair89 - July 3, 2009 3:23 a.m.

    When ever I look at these Trailer Trash vids, I feel obligated to say "WTF?" at least a dozen times per video.