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  • winner2 - April 15, 2013 1:54 p.m.

    The watcher from darksiders. That snarky little pisswad can suck war's apocalyptic dick. Oh, and Robin. He just doesn't fucking get that he will NEVER be batman, he will ALWAYS be that squealing little shit in the tights like a gay porn star tagging along behind a beacon of masculinity. OH, and I just remembered the best of all, a whole clusterfuck of game ruining assholes! Ashley, Kaiden, and James Vega all just would not shut the hell up. Ashley had to thrust her xenophobic remarks into everything whenever possible, Kaiden has to be mister goody two shoes and so vanilla it makes me want to airlock him, and James is just a stupid meathead who has the nerve to tell me he doesn't want to talk while he's doing his endless pullups. I'm the commander and I lead everyone to death, so he can lay off the pullups cause his lats aren't gonna help him when I shoot him in the back for his impudence.
  • BladedFalcon - April 15, 2013 4:14 p.m.

    B-but, the watcher was a FUN asshole! D: Also, he wasn't really annoying at all. using him to look for directions was entirely optional, and if you didn't that, he only appeared in a few cutscenes.
  • winner2 - April 15, 2013 4:38 p.m.

    True, but I just had ZERO tolerance for him when you meet Samael and he's like "Kill this servant", and watcher gets all high and mighty trying to threaten me when I could squash his face out of his ears. I wanted to teach him his place. Have him shine War's size 53 boots.
  • MortisAmplexum - April 15, 2013 1:52 p.m.

    So you're telling me my passion for saving teammates in Battlefield 3 is a sick, cruel joke? I need to go rethink my life...
  • slimjim441 - April 15, 2013 1:51 p.m.

    Hey, I liked Lubba. He was way better than Rosalina. Only time he'd get on my nerves is when he'd tell me to take a break. Then you're just like 'lol stfu imma play 4eva.' Fuck Slippy though. That guy can suck it.
  • wadesmit - April 15, 2013 1:22 p.m.

    hahahahaha oh lord, Dragon's Dogma's pawns. Their terrible dialogue that gets repeated always, eg: "HARPIES", "It hates FIRE", "Tis a troubling foe!", actually ends up making me like them, somehow xD They're like cute idiots with very little to say.
  • db1331 - April 15, 2013 1:42 p.m.

    Is it true that you can shut all that stuff down in the options though? I tried the demo, thinking it looked like a game I should absolutely love, but I couldn't put up with my pawn for even 2 minutes. Then I saw somewhere else a few days ago where someone said you can dumb them down so they don't do any of that annoying shit. I might give the game a second look if that's true.
  • wadesmit - April 15, 2013 2:48 p.m.

    As far as I know, not only can you tell your own pawn outright to talk less, but there is a menu option to turn the pawn chatter or pawn dialogue down, or off. So, yes. I'd really recommend this game, btw, so definitely check it out if you can. Worth many, many hours of gaming.
  • BladedFalcon - April 15, 2013 4:11 p.m.

    It IS true, it's not outright evident since it isn't in the options menu, but in every in there's a chair when you can sit them down, and they will ask you how you want them to behave, one such option that appears is if you want them to talk more or less. Do this a couple times, and the pawn will still talk here and then, but very sparsely. I should note though, that you can only do this with your main pawn. The other two borrowed pawns that you get from either other people or the game are out of your control, so you better pray the the people they come from have trained them to speak less XD Also, there ALSO might be an actual option to turn down the chatter, but if there is I don't remember, and well- I honestly didn't mind as much. Anyway, I echo's wadesmit's sentiment about giving the game a try, sure it has several flaws, specially on the story and dialogue departments, but it's such a fully realize world and so fun to explore, and the combat can also be really amazing and fun, specially against large creatures. (Specially if you choose a strider.)
  • RedHarlow - April 15, 2013 1:14 p.m.

    BF3 medics who revive you right in front of a bunch of enemies are the scum of the Earth.
  • RedHarlow - April 15, 2013 1:13 p.m.

    WEEK OF HATE!!!
  • Redeater - April 15, 2013 1:08 p.m.

    Otacon should have been number one easy. *scumbag Otacon "I was molested....plus I have about 381 other issues I need to talk to you at length about." "....can it wait until after I save the world from total annihilation?"
  • BladedFalcon - April 15, 2013 1:20 p.m.

    Actually, it can! Unlike the other entires in this list, you easily skip or just ignore the codec conversations from the MGS games, including Otacon's.
  • Redeater - April 15, 2013 3:23 p.m.

    Is there a button that will erase all those pointless and terrible cut scenes from my memory? I've tried booze and it doesn't work.
  • BladedFalcon - April 15, 2013 4:05 p.m.

    Though luck there, I'm afraid :P Of course, i happen to find such cutscenes fairly cool and entertaining, so I suppose that varies with each one of us :P
  • Sensationo - April 15, 2013 1:02 p.m.

    Computer Controlled assist in cross assault in SFxT, Sometimes they are helpful most of the time they just use the most useless moves they can. Fi was pretty annoying "Master I am going to beep anytime something happens, hope you are happy", "Master your health is low find health soon" "Master I just like beeping", RE 4-6 cpu partners, "Let's watch me die partner"
  • bamit11 - April 15, 2013 12:55 p.m.

    I don't think I have ever been revived by a Medic and hated it, but that might because I always play support so I always have ammo. And there isn't even a real negative for being revived and dying again, and a lot of times I get out okay anyway.
  • Rowdie - April 15, 2013 12:35 p.m.

    Pissed at the medic for saving a ticket and the support guy who never dropps ammo gets a pass.
  • Bloodstorm - April 15, 2013 12:16 p.m.

    Can I say ANY of the Left 4 Dead characters when they are controlled by AI. I know, I know, it is meant to be played with friends, but even if only one of them are controlled by AI, they are freaking useless.
  • db1331 - April 15, 2013 12:48 p.m.

    Every now and then though, one of them would pick up a hunting rifle and become a headshotting machine.
  • ObliqueZombie - April 15, 2013 12:14 p.m.

    Those goddamn medics, man.
  • JarkayColt - April 15, 2013 12:03 p.m.

    I never really got what was so bad about Lubba. I read about it on a previous GR list before I played the game but he was never as annoying as everyone makes it out to be. He only ever suggests taking a break if you die a lot and in that case, I think most times, he was actually right. Didn't expect the medic to be here though and I COMPLETELY agree with that one. By the time you realise you've been revived, you're dead again. I played as the medic a lot but even I knew not to use the defibrillator.

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