furry Top 7 wEiRd


  • Meleedragon27 - January 29, 2013 3:02 p.m.

    I'm a bit curious how this article came to be... something you want to tell us, Mr. Taljonick? On a side note, I personally never saw the furry appeal with Krystal. I mean, I guess she's an okay character and her design is decent, but she's has almost no depth. Heck, even her debut game, StarFox Adventures, barely involved her even though she was featured prominently on the boxart right next to Fox, looking like she's ready to kick some Sharpclaw ass (does she even fight anybody during the brief time we play as her?), and Assault didn't really do much to improve her character outside of give her a nifty new outfit. Maybe it's because she's a fox (or vixen, whatever)... I've noticed that furries absolutely love their foxes and wolves.
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - January 29, 2013 3:56 p.m.

    Foxes / wolves do account for a seemingly significant number of sexualized bipedal animals. Dunno, I guess they're more appealing than reptiles/amphibians or something? *shrug*
  • GR_LucasSullivan - January 29, 2013 6:15 p.m.

    It's all about the warm blood
  • jackthemenace - January 29, 2013 12:53 p.m.

    Well I'm not going to be sleeping tonight. Thanks, Ryan; that definitely displayed the full extent of both your writing ability and your twisted mind, and I appreciate you for them both :P One of the best things I've read all day :D
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - January 29, 2013 3:54 p.m.

    Thanks, glad you liked it!
  • frankthetank18 - January 29, 2013 9:32 a.m.

    Fran from final fantasy XII
  • TheDudeFromNowhere - January 29, 2013 9:38 a.m.

  • BladedFalcon - January 29, 2013 10:34 a.m.

    But she isn't really an animal so much as she is a woman that has Bunny ears. The rest of her body and shape is pretty much human. Same thing with Felicia from Dalkstalkers.
  • The_Ouroboros - January 29, 2013 12:55 p.m.

    Felicia has paws. And kitten fangs. And Fur-nips. You have to draw a line somewhere.
  • BladedFalcon - January 29, 2013 1:43 p.m.

    Yet her overall anatomical figure and most of her skin is one of a human, she can't really classify as an anthropomorphic animal. As the rest of the character in this list can.
  • Facelord - January 28, 2013 8:20 p.m.

    I reaaaally dislike furries and furry porn and all, but I'm not gonna lie, Carmelita can be really cute. God, why couldn't they put all that effort into making a human character sexy? ;_; Also, joke time: my fursona is Thomas Yifferson, a wolf-fox sex slave with a thousand penises. He's like a Hydra, you cut one off and it turns him on so much three pop up. <-- Ultimate description of furries right there. Also Thomas Yifferson's my original creation, don't steal. >:o (Sonichu joke, stop thinking I'm weird)
  • GR HollanderCooper - January 28, 2013 9:37 p.m.

    It makes me angry that I got EVERY joke you just put down, including the claim of an OC and getting defensive of someone stealing. BRAVO.
  • Vincent Wolf - January 29, 2013 5:35 a.m.

    That sounded pretty damn weird to me tbh....
  • Dyonus - January 28, 2013 7:55 p.m.

    I'd have to say Talwyn Apogee from the Ratchet and Clank Future trilogy.
  • soren7550 - January 28, 2013 7:40 p.m.

    Methinks Carmelita should have been number one. Not that I'm into that sort of thing, I swear! Also, a little surprised that Lopunny wasn't included.
  • Elgyem - January 28, 2013 6 p.m.

    Ruto's character model is hot, but I really can't say the same about the concept art.
  • MattK - January 28, 2013 5:48 p.m.

    No Darkstalker? Not even Felicia with her "strategically arranged body fur"?
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - January 28, 2013 5:50 p.m.

    Felicia was originally on the list, but that was almost TOO obvious an entry. She appears more human than cat. But I have to admit, the phrase "strategically arranged body fur" is awesome.
  • Frieza - January 28, 2013 5:25 p.m.

    I always found Candy Kong repulsive. Tiny Kong is much more attractive, in my opinion. Krystal... Eww... Right on with Ruto though. She rightfully deserves #1.
  • C.King - January 28, 2013 5:05 p.m.

    always thought lopunny was a bit odd
  • ultimatepunchrod - January 28, 2013 4:29 p.m.

    Yikes. I have to admit I always found...oh wait I don't have to admit anything!

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