Top 7… Sports Games Nerds Actually Like

The only games that get geeks off the bench

Words: on June 30, 2008

If there’s one thing us gamers love to do, it’s sit on our asses. And rarely are we ever tempted away from blowing the crap out of zombies and Nazis to partake in the sportsman-like area of gaming. Hell, anything involving increased blood flow, stretching, or rapid movement is a waste of time if there’s no cutscene for our rewards. Even sports games can be our kryptonite (your older brother who buys nothing but Madden and NBA Live really doesn’t count).

Why? Probably because simulating anything half-realistic is as boring as it sounds. Yet somehow, a select few have transcended god-awful tedium to become the only sports games we give a damn about. We present to you the top 7 sports games that get us cheering for the home team.

Selling points:
Simple controls, plentiful match types, Create-A-Wrestler, blood

Why we love it:
Say what you will about this sim of the popular fake sport (how does that even work?), but even the most jaded gamer can’t help but love cracking his buddy over the head with a barbed wire baseball bat to the screaming cheers of the blood-thirsty crowd. Selling 37 million copies across the entire series, WWE SmackDown enables gamers to bring the pain with notable faces and created superstars in over a trillion match types and dozens of gameplay modes.

Even as the series gradually moved towards annual updates like other sports games and started - including General Manager modes (think the dreadfully boring NFL Head Coach) and Stamina meter (hold Select to catch breath? No thanks) - SmackDown’s never lost sight of its goal: to let you easily throw your opponent through a flaming table.

Would suck if:
Matches consisted entirely of rest holds, no weapons

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14 Comments
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  • BodyDamage

    BodyDamage  - 2 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    disappointed to not see NFL blitz on the list. best NFL game of all time.
  • Heathan

    Heathan  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    You guys completely missed the best nerd game ever: Base Wars! I mean how can you beat robot baseball. WIth upgradable weapons, and the ability to attack other players in battles to the death, the game was great fun, and I hate baseball.
  • drunkenfish

    drunkenfish  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Lol I'm no nerd but I gotta check these out... spell 2 words...Kirkby??
  • DanAmrich

    DanAmrich  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    NBA Jam: Live by the turbo, die by the turbo. I used to play that on Xband on Genesis and in the NYC arcades. Oh man.
  • mr_brightside

    mr_brightside  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    lol mario kart! i wasnt thinking of that! very nice!
  • danny343

    danny343  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    wrestling is ace
  • andyAK47

    andyAK47  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    i know nerds who play smackdown
  • suicidalstickman

    suicidalstickman  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    The weapons in WWE smackdown are funny.
  • iceman1987

    iceman1987  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    wrestling is for kids its totaly fake
  • SOLIDSNAKE1983

    SOLIDSNAKE1983  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Mutant league football was EXCELLENT!!! I remember the witty comments after each player was killed or scored a touchdown!
  • Turkeykilla7

    Turkeykilla7  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I knew Mario Kart had to be one. Those games are just the best.
  • Ultar

    Ultar  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Whats that? a British journalist missed a baseball game in his list? Oh wait that actually makes sense!
  • WouldYouKindly

    WouldYouKindly  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    @iceman unless you watch National Geographic all day, most TV shows YOU watch are fake.
  • GRwarrior

    GRwarrior  - 2 years, 10 months ago  - Report

    lol mario kart rules
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