week, GamesRadar heads south. Moving past the Mario mustaches of the
world, our journey takes us beyond the nippled twin peaks and down
below the belt. It is here that two thighs meet. And it is here that
our real work begins. Join us as we wrestle with matters of anatomy
to call out the Top 7 biggest and most impressive bulges we’ve
encountered on game characters.
7. Pokemon Black & White – Beartic
may be an Ice-type Pokemon, but this bipedal polar bear is packing
some heat. While most trainers agree that Beartic is gender-neutral,
try telling that to the icy spears of masculinity exploding from the
bad bear’s loins.
and accuracy statistics are useless for measuring the intimidation
factor that Beartic’s spiky mound brings to play when battling
other trainers. With its icy breath, Beartic will freeze opponents in
place, leaving them with no choice but to gaze upon this Pokemon’s
true source of power as it feasts on their pet’s flesh with its
cold, hard fangs.
6. Street Fighter – Sagat
investigation continues, taking us to the world of Street Fighter,
where we face the fearsome one-eyed monster: Sagat. The Muay Thai
fighter has experienced several shameful defeats, which saw the loss
of his eye during a battle against the father of Street Fighter joke
and the addition of a tortured scar carved across his chest with
Ryu’s deadly dragon punch. You can even see the great Sagat on the
verge of tears, grimacing while E. Honda bitch-slaps him to death on
the cover of the SNES version of Street Fighter II Turbo.
Sagat seems to suffer from a case of selective gigantism below the
despite his many humiliating losses, Sagat wears his wounds with
pride and continues to fight like a true world warrior. His ability
to persevere can undoubtedly be attributed to the fighter’s manly
virility, the evidence of which can clearly be seen lurking beneath
the billowy folds of Sagat’s roomy trunks.
His primal power is also highlighted in this Street Fighter II Turbo
cover art and this resin statue by SOTA Toys
theory, Yoga master Dhalsim could use his mystic powers to extend the
length of his unmentionable limb, but of course, diameter matters
too. And with Sagat, the proof is in the pants pudding.