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Top 20 Overlooked Game Babes

First Appearance: Devil May Cry | 2001

Latest Appearance: Devil May Cry 4 | 2008

Why so overlooked? Reminds us of our mother

Stephen’s critique: Blonde. Sort of pretty. Decent rack. But check those scaffolders’ shoulders. And that face. It’s just a bit too angular. Her jaw, it’s just a little too square. She’s got great legs. And fine leather trousers. But you just know she’s got a cock in there.

First Appearance: Donkey Kong Country | 1994

Latest Appearance: Donkey Kong Barrel Blast | 2007

Why so overlooked? Because the vast majority of the populace have their heads so far stuck up the Middle Ages they can’t imagine a meaningful relationship with a monkey. Time to evolve America!

Stephen’s critique: There’s something deeply disconcerting about staring at a picture of a sexualized monkey. Look, it’s got lipstick and long eyelashes. And furry arms. Like the look of this? You do don’t you? Go on, now imagine dressing your dog up in suspenders. That do it for you, you nauseating bastard? Fancy taking a shower with a pony? Go on work that soap right in there. Right there under the tail. Don’t be shy.

First Appearance: Guitar Hero | 2005

Latest Appearance: in Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock | 2007

Why so overlooked? Because - sorry Activision - no one gives a shit who is playing guitar onscreen.

Stephen’s critique: Channeling the most vacuous femme-rock-obviousness into one yawnsome package, we find Ms Nails. It’s all there, Pink’s stupid hair, Avril Levinge’s studded belt, Fergie’s big, daft, flapping face. Your free cut-out-and-keep guide to corporate, underground authenticity. “Ooooh look,” the gormless cry, “check her tattoos, don’t you see, she’s totally real?” The only correct response to which is thermonuclear.

First Appearance: Half-Life | 2004

Last Apearance: Half-Life 2: Episode 2 | 2007

Why so overlooked? Fear of crowbar reprisal.

Stephen’s critique: In the first image we see a digital Juliette Binoche (Google her, you philistine). She’s clad in understated Parisian casual wear, a practical and timeless Alice band and the kind of make-up free, confident face that only comes with superior bone structure and intellectual conviction. In the second image we see a bunch of nude Juliette Binoches, with guns. The internet’s f***ing great.

Above: I hope you’re happy, internet!

26 comments

  • link07 - June 19, 2010 6:17 p.m.

    to me it hard to over loked izuna.also other guys that play her game did not overlooked her to.
  • samgardner94 - January 11, 2010 10:56 p.m.

    what about Idrial the elf from LOTR the third age she was peng as
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    Shizuna, sexiest ninja ever... next to Shinobu from Ninja Nonsense, lol.
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    I wonder if they'll ever make a Mario game where Luigi rescues Daisy. They could make Wart the main boss. Who knows? It could be an incredible new Mario spinoff.
  • Sorekara - December 3, 2009 1:57 a.m.

    Yeah! you forgot Namine. Noone appreciates the fact that Namine wears that tiny dress that barely goes past her waist. And Namine doesn't really have an important role. Wow, she screws with memories.
  • Purgtorykun - October 28, 2009 4:07 a.m.

    Now thats just creul they so forgot Velvet Valentine from Odin Sphere I mean just her name ausome! lol "A little red riding hood who can rip a wolf to shreds" http://park5.wakwak.com/~momo/gdata/m_070310.jpg http://ui28.gamespot.com/1371/odinsphere1_2.jpg
  • silentmusic16 - October 26, 2009 1:04 a.m.

    @danielnoctis i know about that stuff but she seems like someone who would be in this artci tonsure 9:31
  • Wolf22295 - October 25, 2009 5:12 p.m.

    AROOOOO (ahem, for Rydia-grown up) *Pant* *Pant*
  • dankid33 - October 24, 2009 5:06 p.m.

    i think etna's cute lol
  • kellir - October 21, 2009 3:24 p.m.

    well i did notice a few of them :p if i knew them i noticed them. like angie and stuff like that ^^
  • waffledragon33 - October 20, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    cool
  • Danielnoctis - October 3, 2009 1:08 p.m.

    Namine isn't overlooked. She has an important role.Also there's tons of fanbase,cosplay & hentai about her. Google better next time.
  • silentmusic16 - September 28, 2009 7:12 p.m.

    I think you forgot someone....Namine from kh2! SERIOUSLY!!! lol my caatchapon thing was RUL FALCONS. hahah thats coool this is my first comment. yay!
  • Moschetto - December 2, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    "She kind of looks like a sexed up 10-year-old" A wee bit more than "kind of", I'd say.
  • Sizzler - October 18, 2008 6:18 p.m.

    I DEFINITELY did NOT overlook Izuna. My favorite game on the DS ever was I2:RotUN...I want a new installment.
  • RebornKusabi - December 2, 2008 12:58 a.m.

    Sarah Morrison Kitana Jill Valentine Angie Thompson Joanna Dark Etna Alyx Vance Izuna Lisa Garland Jeane I actually know about all of these girls, especially Alyx, Izuna, Lisa, Joanna and Kitanna and if my computer files are any indication, I know all too well about these women...
  • Telekinesis - September 15, 2008 5:39 a.m.

    'Because the vast majority of the populace have their heads so far stuck up the Middle Ages they can’t imagine a meaningful relationship with a monkey. Time to evolve America!' Lol, that was great.
  • Seabread - August 11, 2009 10:52 a.m.

    Whoever has overlooked Alyx Vance needs shooting... or directions to the nearest gay bar (assuming they're male of course)
  • protospasm - August 10, 2009 10:25 p.m.

    "But you just know she’s got a cock in there." - Hilarity! But seriously... I'm glad someone from Devil May Cry still has a penis.
  • MegatronD - August 1, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Over looked? Vanessa Schneider from P.N.03. And she IS hot. Especially in her thong suit.

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