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Top 20 Overlooked Game Babes

First Appearance: Tabula Rasa | 2007

Better Appearance: Playboy! (see below)

Why so overlooked? She’s in the Tabula Rasa

Stephen’s critique: Sexy space-women are twenty a penny. You can’t take a dump, read a book, or stand in the shadows watching a co-worker prepare for bed through binoculars without bumping into a group of sexually aggressive future-women with multi-colored hair, wearing lycra/armor bodysuits and carrying laser-guided plasma-launchers. It’s a shit world. Still would though.

Above: Think we’re taking this too far? This image appeared in Playboy. Seriously

First Appearance: Mortal Kombat II | 1993

Last Appearance: Mortal Kombat: Armageddon | 2006

Why so overlooked? Her stepfather can be... intimidating.

Stephen’s critique: It’s hard to believe that a woman with no pants can look conservative, but Kitana’s hair rigidly tied back in a librarian bun conveys just that. It doesn’t mean that she lacks that “Hot for Teacher” quality that could see her snapping to a silver pole like a magnet working its way through law school given the right guitar riff. But there’s an overall feeling circulating the office that her stepdad presents... certain obstacles.

“Seriously, have her back before the Apocalypse or it’s your ass.“

First appearance: Resident Evil | 1996

Last appearance: Resident Evil: Genesis | 2008

Why so overlooked? Her affinity for adolescent head gear gives her a Blossom vibe that the world has long since rejected for its lack of sex appeal.

Stephen’s critique: Jill has been described as “like a big dirty solider but with slightly longer hair, no dick and a set of tits.” And from a physiological perspective this is reasonably accurate. There is, of course, so much more to Jill than just this. I just have no idea what.

First Appearance: Trauma Center: Under the Knife | 2005

Last Appearance: Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 (go figure) | 2008

Why so overlooked? Kind of uptight. And she tends to be covered in blood - and no - not in a sexy way.

Stephen’s critique: Nurses, with their starched personalities, laminated name-badges and lingering odor of old man’s skidmarks, make me feel chock-full of rude. Animated drawings of nurses with long ET necks, big round plate-heads and eyes too far apart make me frightened and want to attack them with forks.

26 comments

  • link07 - June 19, 2010 6:17 p.m.

    to me it hard to over loked izuna.also other guys that play her game did not overlooked her to.
  • samgardner94 - January 11, 2010 10:56 p.m.

    what about Idrial the elf from LOTR the third age she was peng as
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    Shizuna, sexiest ninja ever... next to Shinobu from Ninja Nonsense, lol.
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    I wonder if they'll ever make a Mario game where Luigi rescues Daisy. They could make Wart the main boss. Who knows? It could be an incredible new Mario spinoff.
  • Sorekara - December 3, 2009 1:57 a.m.

    Yeah! you forgot Namine. Noone appreciates the fact that Namine wears that tiny dress that barely goes past her waist. And Namine doesn't really have an important role. Wow, she screws with memories.
  • Purgtorykun - October 28, 2009 4:07 a.m.

    Now thats just creul they so forgot Velvet Valentine from Odin Sphere I mean just her name ausome! lol "A little red riding hood who can rip a wolf to shreds" http://park5.wakwak.com/~momo/gdata/m_070310.jpg http://ui28.gamespot.com/1371/odinsphere1_2.jpg
  • silentmusic16 - October 26, 2009 1:04 a.m.

    @danielnoctis i know about that stuff but she seems like someone who would be in this artci tonsure 9:31
  • Wolf22295 - October 25, 2009 5:12 p.m.

    AROOOOO (ahem, for Rydia-grown up) *Pant* *Pant*
  • dankid33 - October 24, 2009 5:06 p.m.

    i think etna's cute lol
  • kellir - October 21, 2009 3:24 p.m.

    well i did notice a few of them :p if i knew them i noticed them. like angie and stuff like that ^^
  • waffledragon33 - October 20, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    cool
  • Danielnoctis - October 3, 2009 1:08 p.m.

    Namine isn't overlooked. She has an important role.Also there's tons of fanbase,cosplay & hentai about her. Google better next time.
  • silentmusic16 - September 28, 2009 7:12 p.m.

    I think you forgot someone....Namine from kh2! SERIOUSLY!!! lol my caatchapon thing was RUL FALCONS. hahah thats coool this is my first comment. yay!
  • Moschetto - December 2, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    "She kind of looks like a sexed up 10-year-old" A wee bit more than "kind of", I'd say.
  • Sizzler - October 18, 2008 6:18 p.m.

    I DEFINITELY did NOT overlook Izuna. My favorite game on the DS ever was I2:RotUN...I want a new installment.
  • RebornKusabi - December 2, 2008 12:58 a.m.

    Sarah Morrison Kitana Jill Valentine Angie Thompson Joanna Dark Etna Alyx Vance Izuna Lisa Garland Jeane I actually know about all of these girls, especially Alyx, Izuna, Lisa, Joanna and Kitanna and if my computer files are any indication, I know all too well about these women...
  • Telekinesis - September 15, 2008 5:39 a.m.

    'Because the vast majority of the populace have their heads so far stuck up the Middle Ages they can’t imagine a meaningful relationship with a monkey. Time to evolve America!' Lol, that was great.
  • Seabread - August 11, 2009 10:52 a.m.

    Whoever has overlooked Alyx Vance needs shooting... or directions to the nearest gay bar (assuming they're male of course)
  • protospasm - August 10, 2009 10:25 p.m.

    "But you just know she’s got a cock in there." - Hilarity! But seriously... I'm glad someone from Devil May Cry still has a penis.
  • MegatronD - August 1, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Over looked? Vanessa Schneider from P.N.03. And she IS hot. Especially in her thong suit.

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