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Face it: Princess Peach wouldn’t give you the time of day if you spent twenty years rescuing her from ginger lizards. Chun-Li’s just not that into you. Lara Croft? She doesn’t even know you’re alive. Why don’t you quit chasing those quixotic chicks of A-list gamedom and broaden your horizons to something a little more... in your league. No offense to you, or the babes, but we get it: Tifa’s hot! But how many stadiums full of suitors would she have to go through before she finally settled on you?

The truth is the sexy schladies of games are designed, specifically, to send your pants all aflutter. But why is it some game girlz get so much more attention than a mass of qualified others? Enough is enough! To right past wrongs, we wanted to extend our deepest spanks to the gals oft overlooked by Hottie Lists, DeviantArt mock-ups, and sometimes even the very developers that gave them life.

And once again, resident fashion poobah, and self-proclaimed “Jooblyologist,” Stephen Pierce is bringin’ the classy with his keen eye for flaw-detection and veiled vulgarity. From the gentlemen that brought you such dignified salutes to femininity as Sexy Fan Art and Gaming’s Greatest M.I.L.F.s, we present our tribute to sultry damsels long ignored.

First Appeared in: Space Channel 5 | 2000

Last appeared in: Sega Superstars Tennis | 2008

Why so overlooked? Because despite our affection, her franchise tanked. And dancing next to Michael Jackson looks more “captive” than “sexy.”

Stephen’s critique: Stagey and rubberized she may be, but this Barbarella meets Deee-Lite love-toy has certainly got the moves. She’s currently available for contemporary dance reviews, postmodern free-expressionist footwork, East European mime craft and PVC piss-parties. 

First appeared in: Super Mario Land | 1989

Last appeared in: Mario Kart Wii | 2008

Why so overlooked? Because she hasn’t done anything except me-too’ed her way into Mushroom Kingdom mash-ups since her inception.

Stephen’s critique: Whether rocking a puff-pastry ball-gown, or too-short gym-shorts, Daisy comes correct with a baseball baton, a mountainous pyrotechnic hairdo and the kind of big dewy eyes that make uncles think wrong.

First appeared in: Phoenix Wright: Justice for All | 2005

Last appeared in: Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations | 2007

Why so overlooked? Well, the whip is... debatable, but her unique ability to prosecute that ass into a life of incarceration also means she could be the last woman you’ll ever see.

Stephen’s critique: S&M overtones and a Star Trek bouffant place Franziska firmly in the niche-love camp. Ideal for those who take their arousals with the ‘thhwipp’ of a leather paddle and the lavatorial security of a man-diaper.

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26 comments

  • link07 - June 19, 2010 6:17 p.m.

    to me it hard to over loked izuna.also other guys that play her game did not overlooked her to.
  • samgardner94 - January 11, 2010 10:56 p.m.

    what about Idrial the elf from LOTR the third age she was peng as
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    Shizuna, sexiest ninja ever... next to Shinobu from Ninja Nonsense, lol.
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    I wonder if they'll ever make a Mario game where Luigi rescues Daisy. They could make Wart the main boss. Who knows? It could be an incredible new Mario spinoff.
  • Sorekara - December 3, 2009 1:57 a.m.

    Yeah! you forgot Namine. Noone appreciates the fact that Namine wears that tiny dress that barely goes past her waist. And Namine doesn't really have an important role. Wow, she screws with memories.
  • Purgtorykun - October 28, 2009 4:07 a.m.

    Now thats just creul they so forgot Velvet Valentine from Odin Sphere I mean just her name ausome! lol "A little red riding hood who can rip a wolf to shreds" http://park5.wakwak.com/~momo/gdata/m_070310.jpg http://ui28.gamespot.com/1371/odinsphere1_2.jpg
  • silentmusic16 - October 26, 2009 1:04 a.m.

    @danielnoctis i know about that stuff but she seems like someone who would be in this artci tonsure 9:31
  • Wolf22295 - October 25, 2009 5:12 p.m.

    AROOOOO (ahem, for Rydia-grown up) *Pant* *Pant*
  • dankid33 - October 24, 2009 5:06 p.m.

    i think etna's cute lol
  • kellir - October 21, 2009 3:24 p.m.

    well i did notice a few of them :p if i knew them i noticed them. like angie and stuff like that ^^
  • waffledragon33 - October 20, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    cool
  • Danielnoctis - October 3, 2009 1:08 p.m.

    Namine isn't overlooked. She has an important role.Also there's tons of fanbase,cosplay & hentai about her. Google better next time.
  • silentmusic16 - September 28, 2009 7:12 p.m.

    I think you forgot someone....Namine from kh2! SERIOUSLY!!! lol my caatchapon thing was RUL FALCONS. hahah thats coool this is my first comment. yay!
  • Moschetto - December 2, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    "She kind of looks like a sexed up 10-year-old" A wee bit more than "kind of", I'd say.
  • Sizzler - October 18, 2008 6:18 p.m.

    I DEFINITELY did NOT overlook Izuna. My favorite game on the DS ever was I2:RotUN...I want a new installment.
  • RebornKusabi - December 2, 2008 12:58 a.m.

    Sarah Morrison Kitana Jill Valentine Angie Thompson Joanna Dark Etna Alyx Vance Izuna Lisa Garland Jeane I actually know about all of these girls, especially Alyx, Izuna, Lisa, Joanna and Kitanna and if my computer files are any indication, I know all too well about these women...
  • Telekinesis - September 15, 2008 5:39 a.m.

    'Because the vast majority of the populace have their heads so far stuck up the Middle Ages they can’t imagine a meaningful relationship with a monkey. Time to evolve America!' Lol, that was great.
  • Seabread - August 11, 2009 10:52 a.m.

    Whoever has overlooked Alyx Vance needs shooting... or directions to the nearest gay bar (assuming they're male of course)
  • protospasm - August 10, 2009 10:25 p.m.

    "But you just know she’s got a cock in there." - Hilarity! But seriously... I'm glad someone from Devil May Cry still has a penis.
  • MegatronD - August 1, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Over looked? Vanessa Schneider from P.N.03. And she IS hot. Especially in her thong suit.

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