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  • lees-andrew - February 25, 2014 4:10 p.m.

    Omg I love the fact that there is an official dollar amount for a life.
  • oj_sarraj - March 7, 2013 1:26 a.m.

    my theory on your questions 1- Mario is a human plumber from Brooklyn (Italian heritage) found a secret hiding pipe that leads to another dimension (Mushroom Kingdom) 2- the only humans in the mushroom kingdom are (Mario, Luigi) the homo sapiens just looks like humans 3- princess peach is half human her dad was the king of mushroom kingdom (he looks like a toad) and her mother is human apparently she found the hidden secret pipe many years ago and got married to the king 4- Mario's original size is when you have a mushroom (Mario 64 & Sunshine) 5- Yoshi a special spices of dinosaur he change sex to reproduce just like some frogs & lizards on our planet / golf, kart, tennis ext.. are non conical with the story its a game just for fun / each shell he eats breaks it down to its DNA origins red shell contains fire, blue shell air, green grass, yellow earth / when an egg is laid it need some time to evolve if you opened a recent yoshi egg it will appears as a baby / he's not wearing a shoes its feet looks like that 6- there are millions of mushroom type these mushrooms are different from the mushroom citizens they provide energy to the citizens and yes they are live plants 7- nothing its a currency from a different planet maybe they could work in our arcade machine 8- reward for some moves you do in that planet that have different laws of Physics than ours 9- its a common thing but they don't use it coz mushroom citizens are very friendly unlike humans ... 10- they are magical to the human body 11- apparently not 12- spend some time with her so she can fall in love with him and unite their kingdom so he can move on to the next step of his NWO plan ... 13- yes they can 14- cousin 15- no they cant but the leaf power can 16- they have other routs 17- non conical game 18- Mario does have a surname but its not publicly known they refer to him as Mario coz hes the only Mario in their kingdom (like Madonna in our planet) 19- yes there is but the ones we fight are working with bowser there are koopas and goombas living with toads 20- again non conical game its purpose just for fun 21- i think that none of our bushiness their relationship are between them until both have something to announce :) 22- if we knew it wouldn't be mysterious we have to keep looking mushroom kingdom is such a huge place
  • g1rldraco7 - March 2, 2013 6:55 a.m.

    You know the main question is i Peach a virgin? I don't think her and Mario did anything because the game has an E rating so no action. Also it has been implied that Bowser likes Peach alot and figures marrying her would make him King of the Mushroom kingdom. I read somewhere that Wario is the evil version of Mario.
  • Stratogabo - March 1, 2013 4:37 a.m.

    Remember that old live-action Super Mario Bros movie from 1993? Well, according to it, "Mario" is both Mario's and Luigi's last name. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
  • GR_HenryGilbert - March 13, 2013 11:44 a.m.

    And you think that film is at all canonical?
  • Rub3z - February 28, 2013 11:17 p.m.

    I just finished writing out this entire, 4500 character long comment, practically an essay, about the power dynamic present between Mario and Bowser. I decided not to post it, and instead just copy and pasted it into a Word document to save it. Was more worth saving than just posting for a few dozen other people to see.
  • Iskenator67 - February 28, 2013 9:52 p.m.

    I read in a book one time that Mario's last name is Mario. So his name would be Mario Mario & Luigi's name would be Luigi Mario. Not sure if it's valid. But it might clear things up.
  • albert-lirio - February 28, 2013 9:51 p.m.

    "Did Mario and Peach ever... you know..." I wish...
  • albert-lirio - February 28, 2013 9:41 p.m.

    "Are there good Goombas and Koopas, or are they all inherently evil?" Uh, duh! Don't you know YouTube or something! Just search for Mario RPG legend of seven stars and you'll see there that some Goombas are friendly. DUUUUUHHHHH!!!
  • brickman409 - February 28, 2013 6:55 p.m.

    #19 can be answered in paper mario, and every other mario rpg
  • DirkSteele1 - February 28, 2013 10:05 a.m.

    Why is Wario standing in Green Hill Zone? Is he so evil that he is now attempting to take over Sonic's universe as well?
  • ObliqueZombie - February 28, 2013 11:02 a.m.

    Super Smash Bros.
  • Shadow Of Death - February 27, 2013 8:14 p.m.

    It's not a Raccoon suit, at least not in Japan. It's a Tanooki/Tanuki suit, and Tanuki are real creatures (Raccoon Dogs) that have taken on supernatural features, or at least some of them. Just like Foxes in Japan. Legendary Tanuki can shapeshift and such, and I guess flight/gliding isn't out of the question, considering.
  • evan-tatay-hinds - February 27, 2013 7:30 p.m.

    well I can answer a few of those questions, if you've played the paper mario games you learn that bowser has the hots for peach, and yes there are good koopas and goombas, you just fight the ones that serve bowser in the main stream games
  • shawksta - February 27, 2013 7:24 p.m.

    Great article However its video games so sometimes it should never be questioned. I think Bowser kidnapping Peach, is basically just a sign of Anarchy showing he's in charge by kidnapping the one the charge. TECHNICALLY Paper Mario answers the question if Goombas and Koopas are good, but thats if you want to count it instead of logically in Mario's Platorming games. "The only other alternative is that Wario is a creepy stalker who watched Mario from the shadows in order to emulate the righteous plumber's fashion sense and facial hair preferences." Technically i guess thats right to some extent. Super Mario Land only happened to begin with because Wario sent Tatanga to capture daisy to lure Mario away from the Kingdom so he can rule it like he did in Super Mario Land 2. But as said, questioning Video games, especially one as nonsensical and cartoony as Mario is worthless, i mean for Godsake Super Mario Bros final castle has FIRE IN WATER,
  • LEGOMatrix - February 27, 2013 6:14 p.m.

    More worrying is Pauline's inclusion in the next Mario vs. Donkey Kong game. Where does she live exactly? Somewhere Donkey has access to clearly, and yet somewhere where Mario can also access from the Mushroom Kingdom. Unless the entire Mario vs. DK series precedes all of the Super Mario games. Man, Nintendo should produce a Mushroom Historia and invent a canon for it all.
  • RedHarlow - February 27, 2013 5:54 p.m.

    Princess Peach is a minority leading a majority. Saddam Hussein was the same thing, and he ended up getting hanged by his people.
  • GR_RyanTaljonick - February 27, 2013 6:48 p.m.

    Jesus Christ.
  • pl4y4h - February 27, 2013 9:24 p.m.

    LOL

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