These consoles are fake!

Fake Xbox

Part deadly blunt weapon, all hideous design. Built like the proverbial brick shit house, this attempted Xbox looks more suited to weight lifters than weedy gamers.

Fake Gamecube

Inspired by the Game Boy Advance SP, this fictional Cube looks like it's been flattened in a car crusher. And how the hell are we supposed to use it as an impromptu weapon without the beloved handle on the back?

Nintendo genuinely should put the boys from Gizmodo on the payroll. The layout of this portable Cube is amazing, combining two of our favourite sticks ever. Excuse us for a second. We need some alone time.

Fake Sega Phoenix

This couldn't be anymore of a sloppy kiss to Sega fanboys, save if the picture above had the Phoenix lovingly straddling an aroused Sonic. Cooked up by devoted Sega fans in 2005, the console was rumoured to come equipped with a 120gb hard-drive.

Fake PlayStation

We were always taught if we couldn't say something nice, then don't say anyt... ah, screw that. This fake PS1 looks cack.

Perhaps the worst fake we've ever seen. Not only does it look like something a mentally-challenged Mattel employee would design, the bloody lid would never shut. Pure pap in PlayStation form.

Modded N64 handheld

Granted, you'd need a back pocket the size of an aircraft hanger to house this thing in your jeans, but we'd still buy this guy's working N64 mod. After all, we could never say no to our beloved 64bit console.

The Sony Foreman grill

We sincerely doubt old George would ever give his coveted seal of approval to this. There would be too many bits of cell chip in the sausage meat for starters

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  • theflamenite - August 17, 2009 8:08 a.m.

    i want an xbox portible and bs because the bs is f***** up
  • dutchmonkey - July 2, 2009 1:02 a.m.

    the psp/nintendo pocket looks like someone made it work... but then again im on a crappy hotel computer and cant see that well... 2 sticks!!! that would be the day.
  • dutchmonkey - July 2, 2009 12:55 a.m.

    the small ps3 would be stolen so much easier than the 360... both an utter fail.
  • Thequestion 121 - June 28, 2009 7:09 p.m.

    I loved the second fake GameCube image. That looks so cool.
  • mastersword369 - June 26, 2009 7:08 p.m.

    Man, I would buy that portable Gamecube! But... how is Wind Waker playing if the disc is only half in?
  • JakkedGamer - June 26, 2009 8:22 a.m.

    I swear i have seen that stupid spherical 360 b4, and the ps3 grill is awesome, i would buy a ps3 only 4 that reason( it's the only thing i've seen a ps3 do well).
  • gmilf71 - June 26, 2009 4:11 a.m.

    Lol I like the xbox 2 and the sony foreman grill.
  • bob1484sh - June 26, 2009 2:56 a.m.

    That Nintendo BS looks awesome. I would totally buy one if it wasn't fake
  • Bodock - June 25, 2009 9:20 p.m.

    man i wouldve payed for that portable gamecube it looked so cool :|
  • oreomonkey - June 25, 2009 2:53 p.m.

    If you walked into a bus with the The Nintendo BS every one would be staring at you thinking, "Wow, just wow..."
  • MitsuharuSan - June 25, 2009 3:32 a.m.

    Am I the only one noticing that one of the PSP's looks like...well, like a penis? Notice the "balls" and all..
  • NanoElite666 - June 25, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    I see your sausage-grilling PS3, and raise you one PS2-game-playing toaster! Behold:
  • marioman523 - June 25, 2009 12:38 a.m.

    Love the sony Foreman Grill. Have one in my basement....
  • michaelmcc827 - June 24, 2009 11:26 p.m.

    yay great article! love the pspboy.
  • td823934 - June 24, 2009 10:35 p.m.

    How could anyone fall for the Nintendo BS? Seriously. BS can only mean one possible thing. bull@#$%. reCaptcha: miguel polygons
  • MGS4SolidSnake - June 24, 2009 9:48 p.m.

    alright those psp dont look better then the original...whats the point of two analog if there so far apart..the best psp one was the pspboy or the actual psp
  • Doorstop - June 24, 2009 9:01 p.m.

    I love the Fake Xbox on Page 3. It seriously made me lol. You could kill someone with that if you tossed it at them.
  • CRYPTONiC - June 24, 2009 6:37 p.m.

    I want one of those gamecube ds things
  • sft10 - June 24, 2009 6:22 p.m.

    lol a "grillstation"
  • GoldenMe - June 24, 2009 6:21 p.m.

    Holy halibut, GamesRadar! This article is winning internets! I <3 you guys.

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