That's it, we're imposing a new regulation that limits every game to one sailor-uniformed schoolgirl only. Get out Goldilocks, your kind ain't welcome here.
Above: Even she is bored of herself
Over one hundred years old with the body of a thirty-year-old, Oro can show you how to get results like this in just twenty minutes a day, three times a week! Right after his daily skin retightening, The Price is Right, and a rousing game of Wii Sports.
This guy is so powerful, he has to bind his right arm to keep from killing his opponent. Except, in the screen below, his left arm is bound. Apparently he defied death for so long, he got bored and decided to defy logic.
Above: "Uh, yeah, just mirror that sprite when he turns. You know what? I don't care. I just don't care."
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