Wanted: Mortal Kombat fatality practice squad.
Job description: To die. Turnover rate extremely high.
Submit resumes to: Shang Tsung, maybe Goro if he's available.
Suckage factor: Tough to say. On one hand, you're going to die, but on the other you can only die once. The really bad days are when a new fatality idea goes astray and doesn't kill you. Then you've got to wait until they work out the kinks like Tony Hawk figuring out how to land a 900. Instead of skinned knees, you'll have a skinned face. But when you go, know that your sacrifice will lead to this: