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The Top 7… villains that never stay dead


Killed in: Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Bionic Commando, Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Operation Darkness.

In the real world, Adolf Hitler ate a bullet in 1945, was burned in a ditch and had his remains confiscated by the Soviets, who secretly kept them in a shoebox for decades. (There were also rumors he escaped to Argentina, but those can safely be dismissed.) While Hitler the man died some 64 years ago, however, Hitler the character lives on as the (mostly offscreen) villain in countless World War II games. In a few of them, he’s even stepped out of the shadows long enough to be gruesomely shot to pieces or exploded, and yet his many deaths have done nothing to keep his mustachioed scowl from hovering at the periphery of games as recent as Call of Duty: World at War.

His best-known appearance was probably 1992’s Wolfenstein 3D, in which he showed up piloting an armored suit with four chainguns, all to kill some tough-as-nails GI who’d been mowing down the Third Reich’s two-dimensional soldiers and grotesquely large, squarish commanders. He died disintegrating into a puddle of gore while crying for his mistress, but somehow that wasn’t enough to keep the bastard down. He even had the stones to come back for Wolf3D’s direct sequel, Spear of Destiny, although that time he wasn’t even close to being the game’s final boss.


Above: C’mon, you can take him 

Htiler’s presence, seen or unseen, is no surprise in World War II games, but he pops up almost as frequently as a villain in non-WWII Japanese games. In Bionic Commando, he was infamously resurrected as Master D before coming face to face with the business end of a rocket.


Image from Gambit
 
Perhaps more strangely, he’s also appeared as himself in JRPGs like Operation Darkness and Persona 2: Innocent Sin, which usually involve him being killed in far less gruesome (and therefore more boring) ways:


Killed in: Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat II, Mortal Kombat III, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, Mortal Kombat: Deception, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe.

Already we can hear Mortal Kombat fans furiously hammering away at our comments section to tell us that, according to Mortal Kombat canon, the evil soul-snatching sorcerer Shang Tsung has only been killed once. But to hell with MK’s “canon.” Aside from being perpetually retconned, it’s a series of games known mainly for martial artists who murder each other in gruesome ways, and Shang Tsung is one of its central villains. You can’t tell us that its kill-crazy heroes just let him get away, over and over again, like he’s Skeletor. The stakes are too high, Shang Tsung is too dangerous and he’s stolen too many souls to go unpunished.

And anyway, it’s not as if everything else in the series hasn’t died and come back multiple times. Supreme baddie Shao Kahn has exploded more than once, and Johnny Cage, Goro and Liu Kang have all been killed and brought back. It’s not a stretch to assume the same has happened for Shang, and it’s not like that’s any harder to explain than the way his age jumps around from game to game.

Besides, official or not, we’ve killed him countless times, and yet he always survives to fight us again. Sometimes more than once per game.


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106 comments

  • Xerxes667 - September 22, 2011 1:08 a.m.

    I'm sure had you written his a year later, Helios decapitation by Kratos in GoW III would've been top of the list, man that was awesome
  • Money - September 21, 2011 12:18 a.m.

    No King K Rool? Baaawwwww
  • Gsindahouse - July 30, 2010 9:29 a.m.

    What about Sigma from Megaman X?
  • INFINITYGAUNTLET - July 28, 2010 6:30 p.m.

    Villainy!
  • Hotdiddykong - July 27, 2010 9:52 p.m.

    I agree with most, Ridley's always coming like a misquito on summer days. You guys shouldve added Bison because no matter what you do he'll come back in one of the million bison bodies he made XD
  • unholychazer - July 21, 2010 6:10 a.m.

    well, wesker is dead for good, you have to look real close, but the rockets actually decapitate him before they blow
  • chocolategenocide - July 7, 2009 1:27 p.m.

    hitler was in a jrpg!!!! wow
  • callofjaurezrulez - July 4, 2009 11:16 p.m.

    DOWN WITH HITLER
  • CrashmanX - July 1, 2009 3:16 p.m.

    Sorry for double post, theres no edit button. This needs to be more like a top 21 list, there are far too many Recurring bad guys that just wont die.
  • FETALJUICE - June 7, 2009 3:35 p.m.

    Dr. Wily could fit in this list. That bastard just doesn't know when to give up after 9 Mega Man games.
  • KillerPotato - June 2, 2009 8:26 p.m.

    This top seven brings many questions to mind...
  • GameGod72697 - May 30, 2009 9:57 p.m.

    what the hells up with shang tsung. will he ever die.
  • steveo_justice - May 17, 2009 4:59 p.m.

    Uh, why is Kane not number one?
  • MooseKnuckle753 - May 14, 2009 12:42 a.m.

    STOP DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR, oh wesker, what a jackass
  • barNey - May 3, 2009 1:09 p.m.

    hitler should have been top 5
  • Dudeman47 - April 22, 2009 12:24 a.m.

    I love how all the villians come back, JUST to get the crap beat out of them time after time again. You have to admit; it's great fighting somebody you're familiar with. It's like encountering an old friend.
  • Apokalypse - April 20, 2009 5:45 p.m.

    Wesker is my No1 noo doubt!
  • CAPST3R - April 19, 2009 12:35 p.m.

    oh yeah, and 1 more thing: LEMMINGS! how could you have forgotten?
  • jorhorror - April 19, 2009 3:01 a.m.

    Gannon is badass. Ive always thought he was one of the best vilains ever.
  • BurntToShreds - April 19, 2009 12:44 a.m.

    I know he was only in one game, but [MADWORLD SPOILERS BELOW] . . . . . . . . . The Black Baron (stop starin') should at least have been an honorable mention. I mean, he comes back HOW many times after being killed by his, er, "employee"? Fighting him as the final boss, and Man-Darting him was pretty frikkin' awesome.

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