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The Top 7... Unsexy Femme Fatales



"The Double Bagger"

Who is she? Sofia. When she's not training hard for secret martial arts tournaments, succumbing to the mind control of a man named Uranus (tee hee!) or whipping her inferiors into submission, Sofia enjoys browsing GamesRadar's famously witty collection of Top 7 countdowns. Won't you join her?

Where's she from? Battle Arena Toshinden series (1995-97 - PS1)

What the hell is wrong with her? Oh Sofia, you so perfectly encapsulate the title and spirit of this article that we're almost happy you exist. It's painfully obvious that your every feature was carefully calculated to emanate irresistible waves of badass beauty. But the dominatrix whip, the skin-hugging leotard and the platinum blonde ponytail can't hide the simple fact that you look like a man. A man badly in need of a chest wax.

Possessing the exact same body model as a character named Duke wasn't enough for you, though. You put the other girls on this list to shame by finding not one, but two different ways to attain total and complete unsexiness. What's more disturbing? Resembling a burly, hairy male body builder...

Or the player's mother? Decide for yourself by watching the intro to Battle Arena Toshinden 2 below. The flirtatious wink at the 00:50 mark and the hip thrusting at the 01:25 mark will haunt our dreams forever.


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15 comments

  • edw0027 - October 17, 2009 4:23 a.m.

    the first one isnt that bad in the beginning of the video. and you could always put a bag over her head
  • SteelStreet - September 29, 2009 6:51 a.m.

    The funniest thing was when he tried to run away in the nomad soul.
  • thochaos - October 29, 2008 7:35 a.m.

    Holy shit, I'd forgotten how awesome I thought battle Arena Toshinden 1 & 2 were back in the Playstations' early days. Oh, good article too.
  • skyguy343 - October 29, 2008 12:17 a.m.

    slutty AND bitchy!?! HOT DAMN I'LL TAKE FOUR!!
  • mozaralio - October 28, 2008 11:56 p.m.

    w00t 2nd comment hmm ok well I agree all those characters were unsexy idk about you but some of the ermm prostitutes? in saints row one were pretty unsexy then again I odnt know if they were supposed to be any way nice article
  • GGsBeat - October 28, 2008 11:13 p.m.

    wow i did not know most of these so called "vixens" existed oh and uhm first i think
  • uz_mike222 - August 19, 2009 8:27 p.m.

    @geosteiner she's in a different Top 7 article dude but nice read
  • zombie95 - July 14, 2009 4:53 a.m.

    dood i know a chic named ashley, shez a cheerleader and she acts like a slut and she iz a bitch sumtimez and she is really hot(big titz 2) and she live like 5 minz away from me(walking). Also there is this other girl she isnt hot but she iz cute, she live close 2 but she has medium sized titz. lolz
  • AnonymouZ - July 9, 2009 11:42 p.m.

    who the hell minds thongs anyway? And... like a comment above, hadn't even heard of most of these ladies. Still a pretty entertaining read x)
  • AA95mp - January 18, 2009 3:52 p.m.

    @skyguy343:your not the only one
  • geosteiner5 - July 15, 2009 10:31 p.m.

    where the hell is that fat cop from dead rising?
  • sdmitch16 - July 14, 2009 4:39 a.m.

    Uranus in an angelic woman in that game.
  • TheHumbleSlave - July 9, 2009 11:52 p.m.

    I don't think Shahdee looks bad at all. I'm not saying that she is all too beautiful, but she looks okay.+
  • doomdoomdoom - July 9, 2009 10:14 p.m.

    My eye's are bleeding and my ears are screaming AT LEAST BLUR THE FACES!!!!!
  • kryptkeeper666 - July 9, 2009 8:11 a.m.

    maybe its just cuz ima fucked up goth kid... but i dont mind the PoP chick... Shes a royal pain to fight though..

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