"The Foul Temptress"
Who is she? Ashley. When she's not cheerleading, experimenting with black magic or pistol whipping mutated shadow creatures in the high school gymnasium, Ashley enjoys a quiet dinner with friends.
Where's she from? Obscure (2005 - Multi-Platform)
What the hell is wrong with her? In theory, nothing. In presentation, everything.
Listen, we're all in favor of slutty cheerleader types appearing in our videogames, but what kind of simple-minded checklist were Ashley's designers working from? The comically exposed underwear, the stupidly tight jeans and the conveniently shrunken sweater go way beyond stereotype. Ashley looks like the pathetic result of some marketing team's brainstorming session:
Exec #1: "This is what the high school girls are wearing these days, right?"
Exec #2: "I don't know... do they even wear underwear? Ask the intern."
That's not sexy whatsoever. Oh wait. The folded arms... the angry frown... the offended attitude. She's a slutty, bitchy cheerleader. Well now we're totally attracted to her.
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