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"The Sag Hag"
Who is she? Slash. When she's not head banging to death metal, blasting bazookas off her nitro-fueled hog or waging war for control of cyberspace, Slash enjoys writing introspective poetry.
Where's she from? Heavy Metal: Geomatrix (2001 - Dreamcast)
What the hell is wrong with her? Okay. The name? Not sexy. The nail-studded shoulder pads? Not sexy. The parachute straps barely holding up her saggy thong? Not sexy. The tin can goggles transforming her already repellant face into that of an irate insect's? Not sexy. The hay bushel of a haircut? Definitely, definitely not sexy. The beauty mark right above her lip? Ironic, yes. Sexy, no.
But based on the lavish attention devoted to rendering and highlighting every one of Slash's naughty bits, the designers must have intended for us to find her overwhelmingly attractive. Does the videogame industry really think we're that blinded by a pair of knockers? Or is it just that they are?