The Top 7... Unfunny games

5. Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder
2005 | PS2, PC, Xbox

Most of the comedy in the first Big Mutha Truckers revolved around the word "truck" rhyming with a word we can't print here, which is a pretty flimsy base to try and build onto with a sequel. So Big Mutha Truckers 2 decided to take a slightly different route, combining its "truck me" jokes with a much broader focus on hackneyed redneck humor.

Above: Wait, didn't we buy this game to laugh at rednecks? Why are we talking to this guy?

This might have actually been halfway funny, except that it all comes in the form of long, first-person conversations with half-assed, poorly animated stereotypes. Jokes are made, and then promptly dragged out and run into the ground until that giggle you just let out catches in your throat like a cold lump of meat. The effect is not unlike chuckling at a stranger's seemingly drunken antics at a party, and then realizing you're the only one laughing, because he's just mentally disabled and everyone knows it but you.

But hey, if you've ever wanted to listen to a toothless cracker over-explain why his cousin might have been born wearing underpants - and you've got some serious time to listen to cheesy dialogue in between hauling junk from one town to the next - maybe Big Mutha Truckers 2 is for you, after all. Just let us show you this educational video first. We'd like to think there's still hope.


Top 7


  • american-idiot367 - May 29, 2010 11:57 p.m.

    that looks more like shrek's rejected twin on crack
  • YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic - March 26, 2010 4:52 a.m.

    you can pee on Gary Coleman? this game is BRILLIANT!!!
  • sveini22 - March 25, 2010 6:49 p.m.

    omg the two last once where desturbing in so many ways
  • thephntm - October 14, 2008 11:51 p.m.

    Shrek Extra Large was f*cking hilarious in the video. BUURRP! THBBBT! BUBUBUBUBUBURBURRRRRRRP! THBBBT! BURRRP!
  • lucklesswonder - October 11, 2008 7:56 a.m.

    Wow. No wonder Uwe Boll adapted Postal into a movie. Kinda fitting, really.
  • RandyChimp - October 31, 2008 12:20 p.m.

  • RandyChimp - October 31, 2008 12:02 p.m.

    omg, i havnt even played it, and that simpsons bit infuriated me!
  • cultofbananas - October 4, 2008 1:22 p.m.

    Games like BMXXX and The Guy Game are so pathetic.. Get a girlfriend or at the very least, google "porn". Wasting $50 on a sex themed video game is sinful..
  • Hellwilder - May 24, 2009 8:45 p.m.

    Shrek=EPIC FAIL
  • Xeacons - April 9, 2009 2:12 p.m.

    My bro got me Celebrity Deathmatch for my B-day one year. I should have kicked his ass. Shop in the bargain bin all you want, bro, but SHOW A LITTLE DECISIVENESS! You don't have to be a connoisseur to see quality, or the lack thereof!

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