The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition

Master Chief | Halo

During the massive fuss pile-up that was the Halo 3 beta, a couple of diligent fellows manipulated their Spartan in such a fashion that the in-game camera popped underneath the helmet, revealing to the World the face of Master Chief. And he was an ugly bastard. Like a more interesting version of the Shroud of Turin, the patched together image shows a face. A war-eared, dog-torn face with mercurial eye pools and an alcoholic bulbous hooter. A face with a story. Maybethis story. Or maybethis one. Depending on where you're coming from.


I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.


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