The Top 7... Should Have Sucked


Why it should've sucked: Nobody loves lawyers. Lawyers are the butt of every joke and the ambulance-chasing slime of every film, book or television show. We compare them to sharks, vultures and weasels. They're ridiculed and reviled, so much so that we're surprised they haven't become as common a gaming enemy as Nazis and zombies. Well, Phoenix Wright doesn't just cast you as a lawyer. It casts you as the kind of lawyer even other lawyers despise - a defense attorney for accused murderers.

Why it doesn't: Luckily, Phoenix Wright inhabits a wholesome fantasy world where every defense attorney is an "aw shucks" do-gooder and every accused murderer is completely innocent. The witness, the prosecutor and the police chief all have better chances of ending up the real killer than your defendant does. Forget troubling gray areas and murky morality; in this game, you're nothing less than an ass-kicking, justice-serving superhero.


Top 7


  • PatHan-bHai - March 23, 2013 12:40 p.m.

    yep! at first when i found that my big bro had gotten Innocent Life - A Futuristic Harvest Moon for me, i thought it would be an amazing demon smashing RPG (LoL) but when i actually played it, i was like "Farming?????? WTF?". I left the game there and then bt when my lil bro started playing it with a dedicated passion and when i really got bored, i started PLAYING it. AND I WAS ADDICTED!!! ONE OF THE BEST PSP GAMES EVER!! ............... Fast forward two years later, i'm searching for a list of best Harvest Moon games that I can emulate on my PC and play. Currently playing HM - Back To nature :3 :D
  • Chaoscoolperson - October 30, 2010 2:02 p.m.

    I need to know. Do you build the city and stuff in the sims, or do you only control one person. Every time I look at the game it makes it unclear. Also, I have only played 1 game on this list. Also...4TH!
  • johneverett - May 17, 2010 6:25 a.m.

    Whoa. How does this have only two comments? Mom, I found an anomaly!
  • Piepiepie - October 11, 2008 6:26 a.m.

    LOl multiplayer mineweeper
  • Ishtom - December 20, 2008 2:37 a.m.

    Hmmm, maybe gamers are better at living someone else's lives then their own. Probably because they get an over view of their situation.

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