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Poor Driver. Constantly having to compete with the almighty GTA series must be tough on the developers, and knowing that they originated many of the features and innovations that made GTA famous must be infuriating. But resorting to porn? Not ironic joke porn or silly Easter egg porn like GTA might attempt, but real, straight up porn? Within the first 10 minutes of the game?

C'mon guys. That's just desperate.



Complete the first mission of the game and then head to the protagonist's garage. With some careful scrutiny, you'll find the shameful shots in no time.





Secret of Mana (1993)

See, now this is the kind of racy centerfold you can feel good about finding in a game. Waiting for the extremely random spell book to appear as a dungeon monster makes the encounter special, while the colorful 16-bit blocks and carefully placed heart make the experience positively wholesome. Mom would definitely approve.

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  • Sy87 - March 30, 2011 11:02 p.m.

    Tis true ashame that the government feel like censoring or companies feel the need to censor. We enjoy large amounts of blood(don't get rid of it) but we can't have a simple pixelated boob or balls. We have like porn shops all around some even by the highway I think its ok in a game since people own them. Plus key rule "sex sells" oh yeah just look at the old movie rule if it sucks put a topless scene and their you go people want it. Anyway doubt anyone will really look at this again. Or will they? Anyone? Atleast Duke Nukem will come out sometime I hope. Hehehehe Booobs.
  • andremurphy212 - March 8, 2011 2:23 a.m.

    kinda funny how we Americans would blur out and censor nudity naturally in everything, when America is the most sex-crazed nations in the whole world.
  • Kova - October 10, 2010 7:13 a.m.

    I like the tiger :3
  • henry.beers - September 23, 2008 1:12 p.m.

    darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
  • dropitlikeitshot - September 17, 2008 12:54 a.m.

    wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
  • Kratos999 - October 21, 2008 4:21 p.m.

    Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
  • h3110 - September 16, 2008 8:14 p.m.

    on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
  • h3110 - September 16, 2008 8:12 p.m.

    1st
  • eawyne - August 14, 2009 11:14 a.m.

    And what about Planescape Torment and the lovely Statue ? =P
  • xxIceNeroxx - July 29, 2009 11:24 p.m.

    I saw the tekken movie. watched it in a library.....And the shower scene came up right as A librarian walked right by.
  • CapnCrotchPunch - July 29, 2009 5:31 p.m.

    @lieutenantCipher Prototype came out months after this article was written.
  • zeetlock - July 25, 2009 2:42 p.m.

    street fighter alpha 2 "will his "power" awaken" "c'mon..." "it's not "awakening" "aaaaah..." "i thought it would be bigger?"
  • R4PTUR3 - July 23, 2009 5:21 a.m.

    Yeah, and Agent Under Fire, when Q was disguised as a naked chick in the shower. What 12 year old (such as myself, at the time) didn't grab the sniper and zoom in on that before triggering the cutscene. good times.
  • NullG7 - December 15, 2008 11:31 p.m.

    And your point is, I mean you clicked it to and probally read it too in fact anyone who reads this has probally read it too.
  • Linestar777 - August 8, 2009 3:09 a.m.

    Well, that was amusing...
  • uz_mike222 - August 2, 2009 6:50 a.m.

    bad timing dude, oh well, what could you have done?
  • darkshadow0308 - July 29, 2009 1:06 p.m.

    the last 1 was really gay, screw you gamesradar!!!!!!!
  • LieutenantCipher - July 28, 2009 3:33 a.m.

    So I guess I'm still only one to notice the naked chick in Prototype's boss battle with elizabeth greene then?
  • tyrant02 - July 23, 2009 9:19 a.m.

    games need to be addicting to some users if ya know wat i mean hehehe
  • NottaFanboY - May 8, 2009 9:49 p.m.

    You forgot Legend of Heroes 2 on PsP. Summon the stone goddess or what ever and you can see her left tit.

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