The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt on March 31, 2008

Your parents and politicians are right. Gaming is an absolutely filthy pastime. Sex! Perversion! Nudity! The stuff is pretty much everywhere... even in the places they - and you - never thought to check.

What do we mean? Well, developers have been sneaking smut into their games long before, and after, the infamous Hot Coffee scandal. No genre, from racing to side scroller, is really safe. No generation, from 8-bit Nintendo to today, is truly innocent.

Most of our examples aren't technically hidden. You just didn't have the time, capturing equipment or complete lack of shame to see them. Luckily, we do.



Gruesomely slicing and chopping bodies into endless waves of blood, limbs and guts? Okay! Smashing skulls with crowbars, baseball bats and frying pans? Perfectly acceptable! Reciting every nasty curse word known to man? Model behavior! Chugging alcohol and popping pills? You get health for that!

Showing a topless woman? Oh the horror... Make her smaller! No, SMALLER!!! Black and white! Grain filter!! More pixelation!!! IS THAT THE SMALLEST YOU CAN MAKE HER?! Damn you, man, add an EFFING grain filter before we're EFFING SUED!!! For the love of-- can't we just stick her on a t-shirt somewhere???



To view this vile and clearly corruptive clothing for yourself, head to the changing room of a store called "In the Closet," located on the second floor of the mall's entrance plaza. To view hundreds of human beings mutilate, torture, murder and devour each other, simply play Dead Rising.


Twisted Metal 2 (1996)

Who knew a game about missile-loaded clown cars would have so much class? Sure, you can shoot the Statue of Liberty on the New York City map until her clothes fly off... but you sure as hell can't see her without a bikini. That's un-American!

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  • Sy87

    Sy87  - 10 months, 2 weeks ago  - Report

    Tis true ashame that the government feel like censoring or companies feel the need to censor. We enjoy large amounts of blood(don't get rid of it) but we can't have a simple pixelated boob or balls. We have like porn shops all around some even by the highway I think its ok in a game since people own them. Plus key rule "sex sells" oh yeah just look at the old movie rule if it sucks put a topless scene and their you go people want it. Anyway doubt anyone will really look at this again. Or will they? Anyone? Atleast Duke Nukem will come out sometime I hope. Hehehehe Booobs.
  • andremurphy212

    andremurphy212  - 11 months, 1 week ago  - Report

    kinda funny how we Americans would blur out and censor nudity naturally in everything, when America is the most sex-crazed nations in the whole world.
  • Kova

    Kova  - 1 year, 4 months ago  - Report

    I like the tiger :3
  • henry.beers

    henry.beers  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
  • dropitlikeitshot

    dropitlikeitshot  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
  • Kratos999

    Kratos999  - 3 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
  • h3110

    h3110  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
  • h3110

    h3110  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    1st
  • eawyne

    eawyne  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    And what about Planescape Torment and the lovely Statue ? =P
  • xxIceNeroxx

    xxIceNeroxx  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I saw the tekken movie. watched it in a library.....And the shower scene came up right as A librarian walked right by.
  • CapnCrotchPunch

    CapnCrotchPunch  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    @lieutenantCipher

    Prototype came out months after this article was written.
  • zeetlock

    zeetlock  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    street fighter alpha 2 "will his "power" awaken"
    "c'mon..."
    "it's not "awakening"
    "aaaaah..."
    "i thought it would be bigger?"
  • R4PTUR3

    R4PTUR3  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Yeah, and Agent Under Fire, when Q was disguised as a naked chick in the shower. What 12 year old (such as myself, at the time) didn't grab the sniper and zoom in on that before triggering the cutscene. good times.
  • NullG7

    NullG7  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    And your point is, I mean you clicked it to and probally read it too in fact anyone who reads this has probally read it too.
  • Linestar777

    Linestar777  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Well, that was amusing...
  • uz_mike222

    uz_mike222  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    bad timing dude, oh well, what could you have done?
  • darkshadow0308

    darkshadow0308  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    the last 1 was really gay, screw you gamesradar!!!!!!!
  • LieutenantCipher

    LieutenantCipher  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    So I guess I'm still only one to notice the naked chick in Prototype's boss battle with elizabeth greene then?
  • IGiveUFunkButt

    IGiveUFunkButt  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Mass Effect, the strip club on the Citedal, the dances have the best rendered butt crinkle ever created. I played that game alot.
  • tyrant02

    tyrant02  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    games need to be addicting to some users if ya know wat i mean hehehe
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