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The Top 7... Most embarrassing live-action game scenes

If you make a bad game, it can only haunt you for so long. All that ties you to failure is a name in the credits – that’s not so bad. But star in a game’s horrific live-action cut scenes and your image is tarnished forever. Your horrible accent, ridiculous costume, and unmitigated willingness to make an ass of yourself for money are all digitized and archived forever - ripe to be picked out of the interdepths years later just to be mocked. And that’s exactly what we’ve done, because we like to laugh at the expense of others. They probably had it coming.

 
In 1992, Night Trap wasn’t laughed at for its cheesy  nonsense - it was actually taken seriously. This is what was offensive in 1992 - a game about girls in nightgowns being attacked by vampire ninja things. They said it encouraged the trapping and killing of women, despite it actually being about trapping and killing vampire ninja things who were trying to trap and kill women. Can’t these idiot politicians get anything right?

Since we’re not completely brain dead, we can see Night Trap for what it really is… you know, a game about girls in nightgowns being attacked by vampire ninja things, and this scene:

Breakdown of embarrassment
0:00
– Party time is declared with gusto.
0:04 – The music is switched on, and, as with the party, is noted verbally.
0:06 - Commencement of the highly popular ‘90s dance, “Pretend You’re Skiing Only Make your Arms Look Stupid.”
0:16 – The ‘90s version of Rock Band.
0:55 – The moment you realize that the song you’ve been idly listening to is about the game.
1:44 – Enter Tony, the mute cousin with totally rad sunglasses, an oversized shirt, and white pants.
1:54 – Did she just take her shirt off back there? WTF? Why?


 
So there’s this mask that grants its wearer powers beyond imagination. You have half of it, and the evil Fang Tu has the other half. Take that and add some “actors” who are capable of punching a camera, and you have yourself another Digital Pictures game.

If you really want to know more about the story, skip to 2:33 of this clip and check out Fang Tu and his black and white afro.


Breakdown of embarrassment
0:28 – “A great fireball that…” [unnecessary pause] “…collided with the earth.”
0:48 – She says “no” like she’s trying to get one of those speech-recognizing phone-bots to understand her.
1:00 – “HUH HUH HYAA HWAAH!”
4:10 – Torch man laughs uncontrollably at his own joke
4:14 – Torch man’s laughter is so irrepressible that he is forced to slowly morph it into grunts to keep from being defeated by a case of the giggles.
4:27 – Someone mumbles something about “draining.”
5:00 – Torch man runs out of ideas for phonetically different grunts, and begins to sound like a deranged Santa.
6:35 – Everything turns disco, for some reason.
7:28 – Unnecessary scream.


 
Sometime in the ‘90s a meteorite crashed into Earth and deposited an immensely poisonous, but equally valuable substance which became known as Tiberium. The Brotherhood of Nod, a secret cult lead by the insane megalomaniac, Kane, began harvesting the material and building its ranks. As the Nod army grew, the UN became aware if its plans for global domination and deployed its Global Defense Initiative, beginning World War III. And there you have the basis for one of the most prolific RTS series ever.

If you hadn’t guessed from the synopsis, the C&C series has never taken its cut scenes or characters overly seriously. But just because it’s aware of its absurdity doesn’t make it any less absurd. In this scene, Kane shows his displeasure with Seth, his right-hand man. It is, in my opinion, both one of the best and worst game scenes ever.
 

Breakdown of embarrassment
0:06 – The reason I watched this video about 10 times in a row.

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60 comments

  • ScorpioMaurus - March 24, 2010 4:17 p.m.

    I find it hard to believe and a little sad that the opening sequence from Resident Evil PS1 didn't make it onto the list to me that's always been one of the worst.
  • TripleAD - May 17, 2009 6:39 a.m.

    7 and 4 made me wanna kill myself Anyway good article man
  • NottaFanboY - May 14, 2009 6:28 p.m.

    And now they don't put live action in games...Except command and conquer of course. Wonder why?
  • sprog - April 17, 2009 11:16 p.m.

    I too am surprised at the lack of RE intro movie. The fact that they kept Wesker's appearance the same all these years after that pose is a testament to Capcom's devotion.
  • planet5421 - April 15, 2009 6:40 p.m.

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  • CoD_22 - April 14, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    im posting this comment because of the recaptcha: Hated you
  • Cwf2008 - April 14, 2009 3:01 a.m.

    WTF?! NO!!! That C&C Video has been removed! Why Youtube why do you have to be so fucking gay?! reCAPTCHA: ambushes Russian
  • JHawk - April 13, 2009 11:37 p.m.

    I remember sitting around with my best friend playing Sewer Shark and Prizefighter and thinking to myself, "Self, is this the future of gaming because if it is you may want to take up sports."
  • thochaos - April 11, 2009 11:08 a.m.

    I'm also surprised by the lack of Resident Evil. I cannot believe I never noticed that chick take off her top in Night Trap before. Holy crap.
  • Baconator96 - April 11, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    damn! Why has the C&C video been removed due to TOS violation...WHY?!
  • MrPips - April 11, 2009 12:23 a.m.

    Lol, C&C just got owned by rights violations.
  • Geminiman82 - April 8, 2009 1:59 p.m.

    Oh Sewer Shark...how I loved playing you at Zappers all those years ago :) YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I was a Zappers nerd. For those of you younglings who don't know what Zappers was...it was the game rental place that also has terminals to sit at and play the video games you could rent. You'd pay for your play time. I miss places like that.
  • sourpunch - April 8, 2009 6:18 a.m.

    My eyes, my eyes, my poor eyes, they died while watching these videos. Great top 7 though.
  • Brainspike367 - April 8, 2009 4:07 a.m.

    "Ahhh. Don't you love the smell of the sewers in the morning? They smell like VICTORY!!" God yes.
  • magicwalnuts0 - April 8, 2009 1:09 a.m.

    HAHAHAHA I remember the Seth one, I watched it like 5 times and I still laugh every time. The Wing Commander one despite being cool was also hilarious "those frothy targets, dead ahead". Too bad FMV's still look ridiculous today, although I can't help but love RA3's.
  • KillYouSD - April 8, 2009 12:09 a.m.

    ha ha i love total recall lol
  • StefanGrey - April 7, 2009 10:38 p.m.

    What no mention of the greatest game intro ever: Resident Evil 1 (PS1)?
  • Bassist94 - April 7, 2009 5:20 p.m.

    what a crap scottish accent lol
  • lawless77 - April 7, 2009 2:50 p.m.

    Holy crap! I actually owned all of these. FMV was the shit back in the day. Now it's just shit. I must admit though, I really liked Sewer Shark. But why does Mr. Ghost have to yell at me all the time? It really hurts my feelings.
  • Mumb00 - April 7, 2009 12:45 p.m.

    Another Digital Pictures gem was Crypt Killer. It had Vincent "Get off my TRAIN!" Schiavelli in it. One of the clips, not too long after the intro, when the female "love interest" is looking at your computer interface or whatever, says seductively, "I bet you can... turn it on!" WTF?!

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