The Top 7... Lamest ninja

The Legend of the Mystical Ninja

Ninja dress to kill. That means loose fitting outfits, a sack full of weapons, and black - lots of black. But some ninja just don't get that it's impossible to kill in style if you look like a clown. With his brightly colored jumpsuit and blue hair, The Legend of the Mystical Ninja’s Goemon looks about as threatening as a can of orange soda pop.

Ninja are also known for their agility and being light on their feet. And while Goemon can pull off a big bounce when needed, this portly warrior sure could stand to lose a few pounds.


But even the chubby Goemon looks more intimidating than I-Ninja's miniature Mickey Mousey protagonist. Ninja are supposed to strike fear into the hearts of their foes. And while the game's main character - who simply goes by the name "Ninja" - manages to deliver some competent platforming action and gameplay, you'll be hard pressed to find anything fearsome about the collection of spherical shapes that compose the Ninja's cartoony and kid-friendly body.


Top 7


  • g1rldraco7 - February 22, 2013 2:52 a.m.

    Whoever had the balls to make fun of Naruto needs to be killed by an army of ninjas!!!!
  • B2KSTR8RIPPIN - November 7, 2009 1:59 p.m.

    ohh and scorpion.. you cant forget scorpion
  • B2KSTR8RIPPIN - November 7, 2009 1:58 p.m.

    ryu hyabussa is the best ninja in the world xD
  • uzumaki181 - December 11, 2008 12:51 a.m.

    touche but yet the marines arn't realy modern ninjas the navy seals and special ops teams are more the division
  • Monkeylink - November 30, 2008 11:30 p.m.

    true true I agree
  • uzumaki181 - November 21, 2008 12:44 a.m.

    but yet he has one of the largest fan bases in the world.
  • sepirothpk - November 17, 2008 8:46 a.m.

    I'm neither of those things, and yet I think NAruto is cool. He, unlike a lot of character people find cool, has personality and a realness to him. People are allowed to have their own opinion. But they're right, he isn't a good ninja in the traditional sense. He's too easy to see, and he makes too much noise to sneak past enemies
  • Super_gamer73 - November 13, 2008 3:24 a.m.

    Naruto is faggy, you are probably 10 or a fat anime goth. Kill youself.
  • Bravo315 - December 10, 2008 4:51 p.m.

    Naruto is suckish. Ninjasa are supposed to be sly. Not orange! It's like the USMC changing the Iraq uniforms to dark purple in the desert!
  • pyro9393 - December 7, 2008 10:32 p.m.

    dude honostly naruto is pretty cool but i lost intrest after sauske was captured because every episode was like oh anew mission o kay not lets go kill that traitor
  • Bri77777 - November 18, 2008 2:53 a.m.

    Ninja aren't supposed to have "magic powers". There also supposed to blend in. Naruto stands out like a, dare I say, a straight guy at a gay parade. Ninjas have swords and weapons, and are silent.
  • uzumaki181 - September 25, 2008 11:55 p.m.

    oh ya woot 1st
  • uzumaki181 - September 25, 2008 11:54 p.m.

    How dare u make fun naruto
  • jackrabbitslims - May 5, 2009 8:08 p.m.

    meh, naruto is just a bad show. Corny dialouge, no engaging characters to be found, they're either brooding introverts or annoying extroverts. I'm a fan of some anime, but Naruto takes itself too seriously way too much. Also, it doesn't know how to be funny.
  • sepirothpk - January 19, 2009 11:11 p.m.

    Actually, the black suit was introduced in kabuki, Japanese theatre, and probably wore something akin to samurai. And all sorts of ninja games have magic powers such as ninja gaiden
  • Roic13 - January 13, 2009 12:28 a.m.

    Like to tell me why Naruto has most episodes just talking?
  • sepirothpk - May 12, 2009 8:25 a.m.

    The series gets better the later it gets. Which annoys me because most people don't stay with it long enough to see the good parts. Though I liked it from the start
  • uzumaki181 - January 8, 2009 3:35 a.m.

    I didn't mean to start a war here but i simply stated my opinion and Super_gamer73 just started a flame war by making a rude inappropriate comment regarding all fans of not just Naruto but of all anime and manga fans. And for that I say stop arguing over my comment and move on. No offense here but I have a life to get to and not continue this fiscal argument.
  • Xplosive59 - January 5, 2009 4:30 p.m.

    Naruto is a crappy excuse for a ninja he wears a freaking orange tracksuit for petes sake orange, tracksuits = chav

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