The Top 7... Halo cameos

3. Mjolnir Armor, Nightmare Armor and Grizzly Man

After watching that last clip, we probably know what you're thinking - "Damn that's a nice suit of armor!" How kickass would it be to have one? Imagine all the things you could (not) do while wearing a bulky, unseemly piece of pop-culture nerd-dom.

Well, for one, you could walk your dogs. Or attend requisite sci-fi conventions to mingle with fellow geeks and their poorly applied Klingon foreheads. Still, all the snarky comments in the world won't change how well-made these things are. Take a look at Mjolnir Armor's growing stable of Spartan threads:

Would you feel totally silly wearing these, or impossibly empowered? We really can't decide. But we do know seeing Master Chief in such a domestic moment is priceless, so keep the mods coming, guys.

Your other armor options are Nightmare Armor Studios (complete with Gears of War suits) and the financially troubled Grizzly Man. One can withstand direct arms fire, the other actually looks cool. Let the market decide which attribute is more valuable.

Oh, and these people apparently built a Warthog:


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  • Wallywarp - September 14, 2010 8:34 p.m.

    I thought the Haloid video was about to end in extreme superhuman scissoring for about 10 seconds but i was happily mistaken.
  • PortalFTW - October 21, 2009 9 p.m.

    I hate that Haloid animation. Everyone is way more powerful than they are supposed to be. I also ate the ending. I mean if any spartun could be so powerful it would be master chief and then they make him a girl. Has he even heard his voice, seen his name, or even read the books.
  • lordloss009 - November 3, 2008 1:51 a.m.

    i want the worthog/puma!
  • Cwf2008 - July 19, 2009 4:28 a.m.

    Just seeing that real hog in real life shows what a piece of crap that would be in a real combat situation. On the other hand, i hope thats not a real gatling gun on the back of that thing
  • Frostyman - April 22, 2009 4:22 a.m.

  • stuffblowupnation - January 17, 2009 9:25 p.m.


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