The Top 7... Halo cameos

Master Chief knows how to get around

4. Super Deluxe's Halo Nights

While we question the timeliness of parodying boy bands, this hot-off-the-internet-presses video does a good job foreshadowing the imminent breakups that will result from Halo 3 binges. It also proves that Master Chief's favorite beer is Miller Light and that he'll steal your girlfriend in a heartbeat. He'll also apparently place his targeting reticule directly over her mouth.

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