The Top 7… greenest games


This week's number one entry provided by PC adventure enthusiast Charlie Barratt.

So far, the games in this countdown have been relatively subtle with their environmental message. You might replenish a forest, grow a garden or heal a “fertile ground,” but no literal connection is made between fixing the virtual world and cleaning up your own.

EcoQuest, a point-and-click PC adventure game from 1991, is completely the opposite. Although designed by the same folks who made escapist fare like King’s Quest, Space Quest and Gabriel Knight, EcoQuest was intended as an educational tool for kids. The box even included a promise to parents:

Clearly, this game does not have the time or patience for symbolism. Almost every last element, in fact, is programmed to pummel you with environmental guilt. To get a grasp of just how serious this game is about saving the world, check out the very first screen:

1) The protagonist, Adam. Adam Greene.
2) The hero’s marine biologist father, nobly gazing across the oceans he plans to save today.
3) A recycling bin. You’ll get extra points for tossing in the nearby aluminum can, and the game actually includes a “recycle” command cursor in addition to the usual “walk,” “talk,” and “look.”
4) A bookshelf featuring titles such as “The Book of Whales,” “Vegetarian Macrobiotic Cooking,” and - no joke - “55 Fun Ways a Kid Can Make a World of Difference.”
5) A goddamn earth rug. You know, in case the rest wasn’t obvious enough.

And finally...

6) A polluted coral reef, oil-soaked seagull and dehydrated gerbil, all of which Adam will rescue in the next five minutes.

Over the remainder of the game, you’ll befriend a talking dolphin, discover an underwater city of friendly fish and search for a benevolent whale king… as well as clear cruise ship garbage, unclog a turtle’s throat and free blowfish from discarded plastic bags. You’ll also enjoy dialogue like this:

As much as we poke fun at its heavy-handedness, though, EcoQuest is a good game with a good heart and good intentions. Really, how can you fault a title that forgoes wildly imaginative and fictional settings to focus solely on teaching people how to preserve their own planet? This is as green as gaming gets.

Environment saved: Ours.


Sure. Why not. He’s Captain Planet and he had an NES game. Might as well close it all out with a screen from a shitty game none of us even bothered with. The power is… yours?

But hey, you know what’s remotely interesting? One of Planet’s recurring villains was named Duke Nukem, and was part of the show’s cast a full year before the first side-scrolling Duke Nukem arrived on PCs.

Above: Can you tell the difference?!?

Now that we’re at the end of the list, we can address two games that, on the surface, should have been included (but weren’t). First is Pikmin, because all you’re doing is rebuilding a rocket and telling a bunch of plants what to do, and the second is Ecco the Dolphin, because that asshole only cares about his pod and would kill you and your family in a heartbeat.

He’s waiting us out.

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Top 7


  • Rub3z - April 20, 2012 2:32 p.m.

    "And you look into those eyes... black eyes, like doll's eyes..." ... It's gaze is drilling into my soul now...
  • barrage7667 - July 6, 2009 2:31 a.m.

  • Dibbz - July 4, 2009 4:21 p.m.

    LOL, 'Cutting-edge robots armed with the very latest saw technology'. Great Article! PS: Ecco the dolphin looks like a real badass, i dont think u should be fooling with him;) reCaptcha: sassiest pany
  • FETALJUICE - June 7, 2009 3:37 p.m.

    I lol'd HARD at the close up pictures of Ecco.
  • jcseely - May 1, 2009 4:39 a.m.

    Hey cmon, stop haranguing me. I own Okami! Sincerely, The Only Guy Who Bought Okami
  • AuthorityFigure - April 25, 2009 12:03 a.m.

    Excellent end to the article. Well done!
  • noobeater - April 23, 2009 6:40 p.m.

    hmm i knew thatprince of persia would appear when i saw okami (FTW btw) but prince of persia is one of the most polluting games as he plunges the world back in dark evil corruption to save a girl...1 MAN POLLUTED THE WORLD yes you ehard it here first
  • UptownPatman919 - April 23, 2009 3:24 p.m.

    I think you guys forgot a game. what about the Animal Crossing games? one of the main points of Animal Crossing is ti make a better enviroment! but this is still a great article.
  • Ransom - April 22, 2009 2:43 p.m.

    Nice article! Though, a study a few years ago said that Volcanos and dying plants were the leading cause of air pollution, I still enjoyed reading this
  • MacGyver1138 - April 21, 2009 7:36 p.m.

    Everybody always says how great Okami is, but I honestly did not enjoy playing it very much. It was pretty, but the gameplay didn't do it for me.
  • Armyofnone - April 21, 2009 7:28 p.m.

    God damnit, Charlie, you attention mongering sonuva... You win too. I guess.
  • ryno - April 21, 2009 3:28 p.m.

    Okami was very heatwarming at times
  • ryno - April 21, 2009 3:26 p.m.

    i am an enviornmentalist too. Okami defenitely deserves its place on this list
  • abombb - April 21, 2009 12:58 p.m.

    Please don't hurt me Ecco...
  • ThunderMuffinsMcgee - April 21, 2009 5:25 a.m.

    good work, I loved it.
  • Vagrant - April 21, 2009 1:44 a.m.

    No Final Fantasy VII in there? Trans national corporation sucking up Planet's resources and slowly killing it? You actually work for eco-terrorists at the start? And you'll never guilt me for not buying Okami, Gamesradar! (Psychonauts, on the other hand...)
  • twishart - April 21, 2009 12:23 a.m.

    Butchart Gardens, FUCK YEAH. I used to live right near there.
  • Bov11 - April 20, 2009 11:33 p.m.

    lol okami
  • somthing42 - April 20, 2009 11:11 p.m.

    Just another reason to buy Okami recaptcha: south taliban
  • Armyofnone - April 20, 2009 11:09 p.m.

    I fucking LOVE eco-quest. Brett Elston wins at the intarwebs for mentioning it on this list.

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