The Top 7... games you've never played right


Here's another one you can experience all by your lonesome. Acid-trip shooter Rez barely registers as a game to some, but its trance-like blasting has nevertheless ensnared a large following. If the swirling colors and slowly evolving, humanoid spaceship aren't enough to freak you out, try cranking the speakers.

Above: Doesn't really make sense, but it doesn't have to. Just listen

As with Silent Hill, you need all the lights off. Pull the drapes, tape off the door frame, whatever you gotta do to make sure Rez is the only thing you see. Then, max out whatever sound system you have and wait for your brain to ooze out of your nose. At some point you'll either go totally insane, or begin to believe that you can actually see music. For bonus points, you could always grab the Trance Vibrator and boost the PS2's Dual Shock, rhythmic bass effect to points of absurdity.


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  • triforce97 - September 17, 2008 6:31 p.m.

    y does cheatplanet slag off nintendo???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
  • Nintendophile - September 16, 2008 3:16 p.m.

    Of course, after a "spirited" bout of Mario Party, Nintendo is not responsible for any harm that may be inflicted by flying Wiimotes. It's only fun until someone loses an eye... and then, hey, free eye!
  • lynx987 - September 16, 2008 3:57 a.m.

    lol lol lol
  • fireall816 - July 7, 2009 12:39 a.m.

    ive played rez its not bad,but idk what its even about
  • Liamrules42 - April 17, 2009 7:15 p.m.

    you are actually telling me that people played mario party sober?!? how little they must have enjoyed it
  • Gsindahouse - April 9, 2009 2:39 a.m.

    yyyeahhhh didnt play any of these but mario party 6 and 7
  • SuperBadnik - April 7, 2009 2:15 p.m.

    Mario Party's still going? How many games can they get out of throwing a dice and playing a mini-game?
  • KillerPotato - June 4, 2009 8:12 p.m.

    no wonder...
  • adrenaguy - April 7, 2009 11:24 p.m.

    that's what we're gonna have to do! warehouse bring your own PCs small entry fee LET'S LAN IT UP BABY!
  • yoey - January 28, 2009 1:30 a.m.

    marioparty is prolly more fun throwed

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