The Top 7… games you either love or hate

What lovers see: PlayStation fanboys will heap undeserved criticism on this franchise no matter what the evidence, won’t they? Any rational observer can appreciate the painstaking labor of love that developer Bungie presents to its loyal community every few years. Halo is the entire package.

The settings, characters and weapons are instantly iconic. The story is epic and expansive, spreading into novels, comics and short films. The graphics are bright and bold. The soundtrack is a modern classic. The multiplayer is addictive, robust, accessible and, for these reasons, the most popular on the planet. Even the game’s core combat and control mechanics have been honed to a pure and almost instinctual science.

The Halo shooters are “made for the masses,” but we mean that in the
best possible way.

What haters see: Xbots will heap undeserved praise on this franchise no matter what the evidence, won’t they? Any rational observer can recognize the cheap and shameless cash-in that developer Bungie tries to pass off as new content to its brainwashed community every few years. Halo is a derivative joke.

The settings are unimaginative recyclables, the characters are animated cardboard cutouts and the weapons look like Happy Meal kids’ toys. In a remarkable feat, the story manages to be both sophomorically simple and hopelessly convoluted at the same time. The graphics are cartoony. The soundtrack is repetitive. The multiplayer is too full of potty-mouthed children and perverted frat boys to enjoy. The game’s combat and controls are no better, and often much worse, than its competition.

The Halo shooters are “made for the masses,” and we mean that in the worst possible way.

Notable battles:
why does halo suck / oh man halo sucks (random forums)
Most Influential Video Game in History (GameFAQS)
Most Overrated Game of All Time (GameLemon)
37 reasons to hate Halo 3 (GamesRadar)
Halo 3: Better than everything? (GamesRadar)
The Blue Grenades Stick (VG Cats)

Mar 16, 2009

The Top 7... Bitter rivalries
Take it outside, you two!


The Top 7... Worst parts of the best games
The most criminal imperfections of all time


The Top 7... Games that don't deserve nostalgia
Honestly, they were never that great in the first place


Top 7


  • MidianGTX - September 5, 2011 10:05 p.m.

    Halo is the definition of an average game if you ask me. Give a character a gun and some aliens and there you have it, Doom-point-5.
  • nosaints9 - July 19, 2011 5:41 p.m.

    Kinda late to this article, but here's my opinion anyways haha. Assassin's Creed- Great game that was a little on the repetitive side. Guitar Hero/Rock Band - Always hated them, but I sucked at them so that may have been part of it. Killzone 2 - It was a good game, but it wasn't amazing and wasn't unique enough to keep me coming back to it. Space Giraffe - Never Played Pokemon - Awesome, all I got to say is "Haters gonna hate" Dead Rising - Was fun but flaws kept it from being great Halo - Halo 3 and now Halo Reach (which wasn't out when this article was written) are probably my favorite shooters of this generation. I honestly don't understand how people can hate this game, but numerous people who aren't fanboys have said they don't like it so I guess it's possible. I love them games though.
  • eyeKARUMBA - April 21, 2011 4:01 a.m.

    GREAT article. This perfectly demonstrates why people need to stop taking reviews as gospel and try games out before forming opinions on them. Except GamesRadar's reviews. They're always right. :)
  • EwoksTasteLikeChicken - December 3, 2010 11:03 p.m.

    I love both Assassin's Creed and Halo, although I have friends who don't...
  • INFINITYGAUNTLET - July 28, 2010 7:54 p.m.

    Assassin's Creed = Pretty doesn't equal brilliant. Killzone = Uniquely mediocre.
  • Vergennes - March 27, 2010 2 a.m.

    Am I the only gamer who hates horror-movie games, from Silent Hill to all those games with zombies ?? You can indeed logically infer that I am also no fan of horror movies, Stephen King, or vampires either....
  • TrollMan - March 23, 2010 3 a.m.

    other then space graffiti, new Pokemon games i love all of these the only one I'm in the middle for is assassin's creed (only the first one not the second)
  • Zeb364 - March 23, 2010 12:28 a.m.

    I can't believe you actually managed to find an article connecting a site call to freakin Rock Band/Guitar Hero. That's Hilarious!
  • GibsonSG - January 3, 2010 10:21 p.m.

    Who in the hell said halo sucks!? One word: NOOB! One good idea though is to release halo 1 2 and 3 again, except you play as the covenent!!!!
  • onyxfyre1 - January 3, 2010 12:53 a.m.

    havnt played most of those games. rockband/ guitar hero I think was fun at first then gets boring, and you look at the fake guitar and say, "why isnt this a real guitar in my hand?". I had assasins creed:bloodline. I thought it was really fun but i was basicly doing the same thing the whole time. infact it took me 5 hours to beat that game. maybe even less. although assasins creed 2 look really fun.
  • dannage805 - October 21, 2009 7:56 p.m.

    did any1 read the religious arguement against GH? lol also i nt a huge halo fan (cause i suck ASS online!) bu leavin all da console war shit behind u really have 2 admit halo 1-3 were epic games through an through. halo wars an ODST? yea basically cheap, heartless cash-ins
  • Thanatism - July 8, 2009 3:37 p.m.

    I personally like this acticle, NICE JOB!
  • Remake - July 7, 2009 7:25 a.m.

    I'm rofling all my copters at Halo. Dead Rising was good, but Halo just couldn't be beaten. The quotes... The link to VG Cats... it was all so perfect. (Common sense ends here) Also, u pplz may haz commntd 1st, but i r 1337 n commntd on 2:24 on tuesday cuz i r pro forum user. (Common sense resumes) I just read the article on people that comment 'first'.
  • Murcielago - June 1, 2009 2:58 a.m.

    I'm admittedly a PlayStation fanboy and yet I can't put down Halo...on the right system that is. Why the heck hasn't Halo 3 on PC happened yet? Halo PC/CE and Halo 2 for Vista are two of my absolute favourite games ever, but I can't get used to the 360's right/bottom 'log stick for Halo. Also with Pokemon I used to absolutely love it....but now I absolutely hate it. Me and my lvl 100 Primeape absolutely pwned all in Yellow Version but now it's just boring and way too long to me.
  • GG Gabby - May 6, 2009 2:53 p.m.

    I both loled and was insulted what that guy had to comment about not just GH and RB but also about Rock n' Roll........Seriously!? Rock is communism!? Get a Life!!! Rock n' Roll is just Rock n' Roll! -AC/DC-
  • woot117 - May 5, 2009 12:17 a.m.

    where was call of duty i hate that game
  • noofer7 - April 30, 2009 4:14 p.m.

    The Christian article on Pokemon teaching kids "occult and evolutionary" stuff was the dumbest piece of bullshit I have ever seen. It was kind of funny how stupid it was, but it was really more sad that there are really people in the world who actually think like that.
  • Assassin4than - April 28, 2009 3:28 a.m.

    i love halo and keep coming back but i definately agree with potty mouthed children perverted frat boys those little kids with the squeaky voices always get laughed at by the frat boys so the kids swear and they just keep going
  • AuthorityFigure - April 24, 2009 4:45 a.m.

    Yep. Halo is the Coca-Cola of FPSs.
  • 88Meters - April 19, 2009 2:49 p.m.

    Truly, Halo was kinda crap. Not to make the fanboys mad. I said kinda.

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