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The Top 7... Games you don't want for Christmas

What’s worse than a bad game based on a bad movie? Try this bad game based on a bad reality TV show. The only thing worse than watching the real Gordon Ramsay throw temper tantrums over improperly tossed salads on his television show, is listening to his wax figure replica criticize your poor culinary skills on the Wii.

In our opinion, claims that the David Gonzales’s Homies figurines promote gang violence are grossly exaggerated. But let there be no confusion, our scathing review of Homie Rollerz for the DS is right on. This game is full of fail and feels utterly broken. Steer clear of this worthless racer and pray that you get something better, like an ugly sweater or a scented candle.


Above: Merry Christmas

Hear more about this article in TalkRadar.

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54 comments

  • EwoksTasteLikeChicken - December 3, 2010 11:24 p.m.

    I've never even heard of these games, and I'm glad.
  • flk - January 3, 2009 10:49 p.m.

    Kiddie fight!!!!
  • Spidergonzo - December 21, 2008 3:45 p.m.

    Yeah, I agree with what they said about enough DBZ games. It's basically getting to the point that the people who want to play DBZ games didn't even watch the TV show.
  • lovinmyps3 - December 20, 2008 4:30 a.m.

    I got something to add to this list... anything exclusive to wii, wait take that back... ALL WII GAMES!!! Along with DS games. PS3+XBOX360=PWNGE
  • CptCHARLES - December 20, 2008 12:13 a.m.

    Wow, someone make that naked kid shut-up!
  • Gaz - December 19, 2008 5:20 p.m.

    Cast these games back to the fires of Hell!
  • Diamondis - December 18, 2008 2:56 a.m.

    Damn, those kids on the youtube vid need a good crack. And put on some damn pants!
  • StayPuftGiant - December 16, 2008 9:55 p.m.

    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  • StayPuftGiant - December 16, 2008 9:53 p.m.

    The kid in the last video was completely naked if you look on the time at between 0:30 and 0:40 you can see...well just watch
  • adrenaguy - December 16, 2008 9:45 p.m.

    nono, anyone who gets caught wearing pants gets there dragonballs Zs ripped off >:D and no presents just to rub lemon into the wound you know, because i'm kind like that. and by the way, NOT FIRST! WOOOOOOOOH! take that you stupid firstards.
  • SlightlyBetterName - December 16, 2008 3:54 a.m.

    T-Nag with the top 7. It was ok.
  • Rasy2kG - December 16, 2008 3:42 a.m.

    aww man "I don't want to be a stereotype when I grow up" LOL
  • TeragRunner - December 16, 2008 3:14 a.m.

    WHY THE F*** DOESN'T THAT KID HAVE PANTS ON!? RONTFFL Anyway, nice article. A few of those games should have made it to the list of bad cover art though...
  • lucklesswonder - December 16, 2008 2:33 a.m.

    I actually hadn't heard of a few of these. And yeah. That last video makes me wanna get sterilized.
  • WiLdFiRe567 - December 16, 2008 2 a.m.

    perfect article hilarious finnish i would've put some runner ups but thats funny anyways
  • NelosAngelos - December 16, 2008 1:18 a.m.

    Just take the damn toy away from those two before I shove my yuletide foot up their chimneys. And this list just makes me glad all I ask for is money and gift cards for Christmas.
  • Curtis_Stone - December 16, 2008 12:29 a.m.

    WOW, these games must be el terible for them to surpass "Wii Music" on this list...
  • Bronxx - December 16, 2008 12:23 a.m.

    Pants.
  • jimsondanet - December 15, 2008 11:27 p.m.

    ewwwwwww you cant be that hungry, beaver hopefully somebody will wake up an make a dbz mmo with no relation to the story whatsoever
  • Gatastrophe - December 15, 2008 10:52 p.m.

    This didnt seem like a list of the worst games of 2008, but a list of the most publisized bad games of 2008(Castlevania Judgement and Rock Revolution). BTW I loved how the reporter kept saying how ugly the cabbage kids were.

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