The Top 7... games that are cheaper than therapy

Unresolved childhood trauma - Bully
Rockstar Games | PS2

If you're like a lot of hardcore gamers, school was/is a harrowing experience for you. Maybe you got picked on a lot. Maybe girls/boys didn't like you. Maybe you've got no idea what we're talking about, in which case you can skip this one.

Above: So you say you never actually did this in real life? Well, now's your chance

If you're still reading, we're betting you've got years of angry resentment shoved away in some dark corner of your soul. Now, you could spend thousands of dollars and years of your life working through it with a therapist, or you could play Bully and confront it all in one cathartic blast.

Lots of games let you do that on some level, but Bully is about more than just dishing out beatings. Follow its storyline, and antihero Jimmy Hopkins will go on a quest to restore order to a chaotic school, keeping its gangs from causing trouble by bringing them under his control. He's also a lot better at romance than you were/are, so there's another source of humiliation you can vicariously redress.

Even without all the tertiary benefits, Bully is the only game that lets you pick a fistfight with an entire high school football team and win. Realistic? Nah. But it'll do wonders for your self-esteem.


Top 7


  • andrew-freeman - November 7, 2011 8:35 p.m.

    I disagree with the yellow things. When i saw that i almost threw up, i wanted to play myself up and take them with me.
  • CrossF1re215 - January 24, 2010 9:43 a.m.

    Ah.... dead rising is fun and also helped people!? +10 points for dead rising
  • AlexMercer1337 - October 21, 2009 11:23 a.m.

    Haha, that Loco Roco part was so true. And I think you hit a soft spot on Shadow of the Colossus.
  • steve15 - October 10, 2008 4:20 p.m.

    cricket0 chill the fuck out
  • cricket0 - September 26, 2008 9:42 p.m.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! First!!!!I agree with this article completly. Peoplesay I am a great person to talk to, and that I would make a great theripist. So I advise these games to all people with problems!
  • mimerc123 - October 20, 2008 11:48 p.m.

    I LOVE CHEAP GAMES!!!!! JK. i like games that arent too realistic...persay. i want them to be in the middle of good and bad... but these are HORRIBLE!!!!!
  • Csheroe - August 6, 2009 7:29 p.m.

    Jelly puppies!
  • infected123 - July 24, 2009 10:10 p.m.

    i had a dream about the gravity reversing once. that was scary.
  • PreyingMantis - February 13, 2009 2:29 a.m.

    people with entomophobia are my enemies

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