The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Sixth Course: Crazy Pizza 
Enchanted Arms (360)

What a betrayal! When you first meet this 2D dipwad, he's all nice and helpful and "Would you like to purchase something?" Then, one lousy world-shattering catastrophe later - which the record will show wasn't your fault at all - and he'd rather pound you as flat as his pepperoni-and-cheese-covered forehead.

What the hell, pizza guy? That's it - the oven mitts are off. No, don't bother telling us you want to be our friend again now and fight for our right to party. We've been burned by your saucy style once already.

Nutritional information (per serving):

Pizza Hut Pepperoni Lover's Stuffed Crust Pizza (14 in)
Total Calories:   440
Calories from Fat:  190  
% Calories from Fat:  43
Total Fat (g):  21
Saturated Fat (g):  10
Cholesterol (mg):  65
Sodium (mg):  1,420
Protein (g):  22
Fiber (g): 2
Carbs (g): 41


Top 7


  • BHynes10 - October 17, 2008 3:41 p.m.

    no yoshi? I'm ashamed...
  • KHfan - September 25, 2008 4:07 p.m.
  • Danomeon - May 14, 2009 12:30 p.m.

    There was one game one the nintendo 64 in which you played as a purple alienlike character with no arms or legs (but floating hands, like rayman) with a green bowtie. I can't remember the name of that game, but you did fight killer tomatoes in it.
  • Weasel - April 28, 2009 12:32 a.m.

    Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...
  • Noface42 - April 27, 2009 11:49 p.m.

    If I was made of pizza I would eat myself. Its a delicious way to die
  • hellaown - April 28, 2009 4:56 a.m.

    whres ginger bread man from time spliters?
  • suicidalstickman - April 27, 2009 8:35 p.m.

    Mmmm pizza shaped head
  • Shadowrunner74 - February 22, 2009 1:28 a.m.

    who the F@$& eats EGGPLANT LOL
  • milwil09 - January 24, 2009 1:55 p.m.

    This is really making me hungry. LOL.
  • stuffblowupnation - January 17, 2009 9:45 p.m.

    TIMESPLITTERS 2: 800000 calories of gingerberead, duck, calamari, etc.... Also MoH frontline: Men W/ hats code: fries, hot dog, pickle, burgers COME ON PEEPS!!
  • CandiedJester - January 15, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Yoshi is not a food..

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