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The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Third Course: Killer Tomato
Metal Saga (PS2)

Now here's an enemy we can respect - a limbed tomato the size of a Volkswagon, with a massive butcher knife to fillet you with just in case that giant maw of dagger-like fangs can't get the job done. After living among these fascinating horticultural horrors for months and earning the nickname, "the Hidden Valley Jane Goodall", actor-turned-cultural horticologist Paul Newman also discovered that Killer Tomatoes have a sick sense of humor and, like lions, prefer to live in organized social groups, which he calls "splats".



Nutritional information:

180 grams tomatoes
Total Calories:   32
Total Fat (g):  <1
Saturated Fat (g):  <1
Cholesterol (mg):  0
Sodium (mg):  35
Protein (g):  1.5
Fiber (g): 2.2
Sugars (g): 4.7
Carbs (g): 7

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11 comments

  • BHynes10 - October 17, 2008 3:41 p.m.

    no yoshi? I'm ashamed...
  • KHfan - September 25, 2008 4:07 p.m.

    mmmmm...pizza:)
  • Danomeon - May 14, 2009 12:30 p.m.

    There was one game one the nintendo 64 in which you played as a purple alienlike character with no arms or legs (but floating hands, like rayman) with a green bowtie. I can't remember the name of that game, but you did fight killer tomatoes in it.
  • Weasel - April 28, 2009 12:32 a.m.

    Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...
  • Noface42 - April 27, 2009 11:49 p.m.

    If I was made of pizza I would eat myself. Its a delicious way to die
  • hellaown - April 28, 2009 4:56 a.m.

    whres ginger bread man from time spliters?
  • suicidalstickman - April 27, 2009 8:35 p.m.

    Mmmm pizza shaped head
  • Shadowrunner74 - February 22, 2009 1:28 a.m.

    who the F@$& eats EGGPLANT LOL
  • milwil09 - January 24, 2009 1:55 p.m.

    This is really making me hungry. LOL.
  • stuffblowupnation - January 17, 2009 9:45 p.m.

    TIMESPLITTERS 2: 800000 calories of gingerberead, duck, calamari, etc.... Also MoH frontline: Men W/ hats code: fries, hot dog, pickle, burgers COME ON PEEPS!!
  • CandiedJester - January 15, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Yoshi is not a food..

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