The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Second Course: Hamburgers
Megamania (Atari 2600, 5200, Intellivision)

Talk about your mad cows - in this old-school shooter, the hamburgers actually bite back. More specifically, they take flight and start showering your anorexic-Enterprise looking spaceship with blasts of God knows what. In fact, many meat experts mark this game as the inspiration for Japan to invent Kobe beef, whose cows are treated to beer, regular massages and other luxuries before being slaughtered, ground up, and squeezed through a meat press. The belief is that pampered cows won't result in angry ground meat that hates humanity with a loathing so strong it circumvents the laws of physics and the fabric of reality. We hope they're right.

Nutritional information:

McDonald's Quarter Pounder w/Cheese
Total Calories:   510
Calories from Fat:  220  
% Calories from Fat:  43
Total Fat (g):  25
Saturated Fat (g):  12
Cholesterol (mg):  95
Sodium (mg):  1,150
Protein (g):  29
Fiber (g): 3
Carbs (g): 43


Top 7


  • BHynes10 - October 17, 2008 3:41 p.m.

    no yoshi? I'm ashamed...
  • KHfan - September 25, 2008 4:07 p.m.
  • Danomeon - May 14, 2009 12:30 p.m.

    There was one game one the nintendo 64 in which you played as a purple alienlike character with no arms or legs (but floating hands, like rayman) with a green bowtie. I can't remember the name of that game, but you did fight killer tomatoes in it.
  • Weasel - April 28, 2009 12:32 a.m.

    Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...
  • Noface42 - April 27, 2009 11:49 p.m.

    If I was made of pizza I would eat myself. Its a delicious way to die
  • hellaown - April 28, 2009 4:56 a.m.

    whres ginger bread man from time spliters?
  • suicidalstickman - April 27, 2009 8:35 p.m.

    Mmmm pizza shaped head
  • Shadowrunner74 - February 22, 2009 1:28 a.m.

    who the F@$& eats EGGPLANT LOL
  • milwil09 - January 24, 2009 1:55 p.m.

    This is really making me hungry. LOL.
  • stuffblowupnation - January 17, 2009 9:45 p.m.

    TIMESPLITTERS 2: 800000 calories of gingerberead, duck, calamari, etc.... Also MoH frontline: Men W/ hats code: fries, hot dog, pickle, burgers COME ON PEEPS!!
  • CandiedJester - January 15, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Yoshi is not a food..

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